Lame advice thread! Anti-DJ Bible! AFC approved!

[Naughty Ninja]

I think we need to have a lame advice thread to direct posters to who whine constantly, have the same old repetitive problems, and REFUSE to listen to good advice, and only want to hear the advice they WANT to hear.

Maybe an Anti-DJ Bible? I mean as it is most chronics don't read the DJ Bible, and the more GOOD advice you give them that they DON'T want to hear or take into account the more they would rather hear "Cosmoesque" nice guy, she's my wittle princess in the castle of my life advice.

Kindof like friends and family telling you to not date, or drop someone but you do the exact opposite. (We've all been guilty of it at one point).

So let's direct chronics to the 'advice' they LOVE to hear.

Here's some GREAT advice.

Kill all mystery.

Be a nice guy.

Always be a "gentleman" and pay for a "lady". Smother her with affection, presents, call her ten times a day followed by 50 texts (or as much as your plan will allow) or F it! Get UNLIMITED text!

Put the pvssy on a pedestal.

Be an orbiter to as many HB's on Facebook as you can. (Tell her how hot she is on wall posts only so EVERYONE can see how you like her the bestestest!


Let's do this so suave.

Post your best Anti-DJ Bible 'advice' for all those who REFUSE to listen to the advice they SHOULD listen to.

This should have it's own section (dumpster section) for easy access to the hopeless to be directed to.

 

[KingofHearts]

i'll be the first to say that this is a stupid idea borne of too much idle thinking. Even if you're trying to be funny (you're not by the way), please go outside...

What's worse than someone that doesn't have a direction or purpose in life? A person that knows which road he should take but refuses to walk.

The anti-bible you speak of can be found here: www.loveshack.org

 

[Naughty Ninja]

It's a different idea other than the same old same old. The thread title has MY NAME on it, therefore it has a tendency to attract my followers. You know this, hence the reason why you are here. You wish to be noticed, and the only way for you to be noticed is to walk about in my shadow. Now THAT I can understand.

Your attempts to 'spam' my thread are nothing more than cries for my attention. Your attraction to me is strong, but unnecessary. Feel free to spam the threads of my lessers. Run along now Queenofhearts. The only thing you should be spamming is your snatch with anti-yeast medications.

 

[The Bad Ass Canadian]

Every frustrated dude kicking around here is walking his own path. Let them make all the mistakes and find their own way.

you can offer advice until you're blue in the balls.... but at the end of the day, they have to live with their choices, if they choose not to heed good advice. (and good advice is debatable.... your "followers"? wtf?....keyboard jockey much?)

Some of us find our way quickly; others learn through trial and much error.

Don't worry about it, because it's out of your control.

The more I look around at the state of this forum, these days, I realize why most of the best posters have basically left.

The sheep have become the sheep dogs, and that ain't good.

 

[nismo-4]

Judge nismo-4 has seen most of the crying. I've done some of it, and I got better, made a change, and got sick of all that crying bullsh*t. We should call it the DJ Cry-ble!

The worst sh*t I heard was someone saying that you shouldn't date women with ex's. WTF? Might as well be saying don't date!

You can lead a horse to the water, but you can't make his ass drink!

Case closed. Have a good day.

 

[f283000]

You should definitely buy a woman flowers on your first date and read her a love poem.

 

[Real Talk]

Every frustrated dude kicking around here is walking his own path. Let them make all the mistakes and find their own way.

you can offer advice until you're blue in the balls.... but at the end of the day, they have to live with their choices, if they choose not to heed good advice. (and good advice is debatable.... your "followers"? wtf?....keyboard jockey much?)

Some of us find our way quickly; others learn through trial and much error.

Don't worry about it, because it's out of your control.

The more I look around at the state of this forum, these days, I realize why most of the best posters have basically left.

The sheep have become the sheep dogs, and that ain't good.

Yeah . I sense a lot of keyboard jockeys on here these days. I just don't want the new dudes who happen to seek help getting any kind of wrong idea.

 

[L B]

Pay for everything, I mean everything she eats, wears, and sh!t on.

For every missed call she gives you, you return 10 calls just to make sure she sees you calling even though she has caller id.

She calls and texts her ex, who she doesn't care about anymore, all the time.

Let her make all the decisions: who you can or can't hang out with, what you wear, what you do or can't do.

 

[Ease]

A real alpha is neither a jerk or a nice guy, he is nice to women but has confidence.