Ladies night - field reports

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Tonight is ladies night. I'm in a motel charging my phone at the moment(im at 25 percent). The bars and clubs are down the street. I'll update on what happens.

I'll try to include the number of bvtches that I talk to and what I say. I don't plan on getting too drunk. Stay tuned

 

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Walking to the bar. Drunk. Feeling like Jesus. Listening to drank in my cup by kirko. Cops hot. Trying not to Jay walk. Impossible

 

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Line is long. Chatting up whoever is near me

 

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Met a group a men and chicks. Skipped the fourths of the line. I'm in!

 

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Taking a piss. I've given out my number at least ten times. These women are delicious tonight. I ordered two vodka shots. They are big shots

 

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Approach number very high. Haven't bothered to count. Gave me number out a billion times. Still drunk

 

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Club is closed. Made out with one female.

 

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Made out with one chick. Didn't fvck anything. Phone on 7 percent