"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DEKKA

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Who's from SoCal y'all? If you're from the los angeles area post up and say some words about where you playin the game, whos gettin laid, where you like to go out and have fun, etc. I'm from Pasadena and i like to hang out in old town and sometimes run up to w hollywood/ noho with some friends to sarge n run some game and such. College girls are easy daaaaamn.

And a huge TIP that you guys should all know now that I just found. VOLUNTEER GROUPS. GODD DAMM! I just joined one and like 15 women and im the ONLY guy. I am in heaven and already have one in the works for next weekend. And i'm planning on taking the volunteer cordinator(HB8.6) to this ritzy bennifit dinner/auction on the 27th! This is a total untapped resoure of nice, loving, chicks w/o major issues. THEY ARE MINE.... ALL MINE=) keep it on the DL k guys. happy hunting and just relax and be THE MAN.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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hardwork

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Originally posted by DEKKA
This needs to go to discussion. yeeeehawwwww
Actually, it's getting booted to The Wingman Forum, and that's only because I don't want to cut up the damn thing and put its pieces where they should go :p
 

Newbie01

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what voloutneer groups are you talking about? Never heard about that.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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jakethasnake

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That's a cool link, thanks. I think helping your community is a very cool thing to do - it's DJ to the core. Oh, and here's one more DJ reppin' L.A. :cool: :)
 

Hova

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LA reppin here

IM in the SGV area 15 minutes east of downtown LA
 
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