"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Kryptonite

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Obviously the overall package has to be Nice!

BUTT...Definitely!

But Eyes and Lips Drive me F'n Bonkers!

It really isn't' how they look all together, but the character of them. Nice eyes are good but nice eyes with character! DAMN! A Sparkle or the way she throws her looks over to the right when she is trying to be cute.

And lips.. Perfect shaped lips with gloss puffy and pouched while she sucks on those straws in her Fruity drink....

COME on fellas ... Say it how it is, that is hott.

I am such a sucker for those things.

What is your kryptonite~?

I am talking about raw animal instinctual Kryptonite.

Fess UP Fellow Dons!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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i am me

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for me, i like it when a girl has nice eyes...and ass is also kinda important to me
 

Docs

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When they wear their hair a certain way, where one part falls in front of her eyes. It drives me nuts, and even semi-cute girls can do it to me.
 

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one thing that men, boys, women and girls can ALL agree one

EYES

with the right set of eyes, a girl can make me melt and die happy

also, girls ALWAYS tell me they love my eyes, so much that maybe they even overlook things they might not like

its all about the eyes in the end!
 

asdfghjkl

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Docs said:
When they wear their hair a certain way, where one part falls in front of her eyes. It drives me nuts, and even semi-cute girls can do it to me.
Same here, one time an HB let down her hair while she was talking to me and i was left speechless! :flowers:

But the eyes to like everone else has been saying
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Legs do it for me mate. I couldn't care if she's got the eyes of a Gorgon crossed with a tyrannosaurus.
And one massively important thing: Bearing. The way she walks and carries herself. So few women address this, yet its enough to add or detract 5 points on the 1-10 scale. Maybe they need pick-up lessons!

Fun thread though.
 

KillaCam

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Muzzlehatch said:
And one massively important thing: Bearing. The way she walks and carries herself. So few women address this, yet its enough to add or detract 5 points on the 1-10 scale.
I cannot stress enough just how much I agree with you there.

I'll never complain with the right balance of ass, rack, legs and eyes.
 

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Flawless skin, long hair and round perfect titties \o/
 

Charm&Style

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i like fat girls cuz they're soo used to putting stuff in their mouth that they really know how to give good head


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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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t!ts.... i'm all about t!ts... nice t!ts will cover a multitude of sins (i.e. imperfections) for me.

but if a chick has a bunch of other nice traits but no t!ts, she's completely useless to me. twice as useless. my greatest fear is ending up with a chick without nice t!ts....

delta
 

ScrewIt

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A killer smile and of course eyes, the way they look at me. Combine the 2 and it's a sniper :)
 
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