"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Kristen Stewart: "It ain't my fault!"

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Cremasta

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Alle_Gory said:
He moved back in with her. :down:
Sorry, I don't really follow this stuff too much. I'll renew my subscription to 'Who Weekly' right away!

Why the hell would he do that? He's probably got a couple million legal-aged fans lusting after him, and he's gone back to a girl who cheated on him?!?

What a douche!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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SoSuave666

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Alle_Gory said:
Have you tried saving them with your d!ck? I hear it has medicinal properties.
You mean I'm not put on this earth to be subservient to these women with all these problems? It's not my job to save them?

Did you just say the word D!ck? I think some women read this forum man, watch your mouth!









































Women are the trolls of this universe like GSPshields2 is the troll of this community. By the way, where is he? I miss his old trollololololololing.
 

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Cremasta said:
Sorry, I don't really follow this stuff too much. I'll renew my subscription to 'Who Weekly' right away!

Why the hell would he do that? He's probably got a couple million legal-aged fans lusting after him, and he's gone back to a girl who cheated on him?!?

What a douche!

exactly. and that is the main point of this thread. money, looks, fame, glory does NOT prevent afcitis. It lurks in every corner of the world.

If a guy that can get basically any girl he wants turns into a total chump and moves back in with an average looking girl who banged her boss behind his back.. what hope does the common man have? :eek:
 

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Cremasta said:
Sorry, I don't really follow this stuff too much. I'll renew my subscription to 'Who Weekly' right away!
You fvcking better.
 
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