Krav Maga

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Sora

New Member

Dec 20, 2004

Don't be a dork.

I never said MT and BJJ aren't effective. You just came in and said, "YO, BJJ AND MT RULE, DUDE! YEAH!!!!!!". Well, not exactly like that but that's how you came off.

This thread wasn't asking WHICH arts to take. It was SPECIFICALLY asking about Krav Maga. Your comment was bringing the thread one step closer to the endless argument over which arts to take...blah blah blah...something that has already been beaten to death on this forum.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go jack off while thinking of you.

Smooches!

Oh...btw...this is Soma.

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.