"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Know thy target
- Thread starter Warrior74
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Iceberg
Master Don Juan
Warrior74 said:
This part was awesome....
4. Observe how he carries himself. Red flags include:
* Swagger
* Smirk
* Touches women carelessly – lots of hand on the lower back behavior
* Grinds on the dance floor with anyone
* Extroverted, enjoys being the center of attention
* Eye f*cking, or excessive direct eye contact
* Moves into your personal space boldly
These are all signs that you are not likely to be someone special over a period of time. Men like this go from hot to cold with the flip of a switch. If you observe this behavior when you meet a guy, don’t even give him a shot, he is bad news.
The chick writer who made this article then proceeds to turn off her laptop, and get plowed out by the dude with swagger and a smirk.
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It's.....It's beautiful!
I must do all this. Believe me, everything she said all the females need to be careful of, actually is attractive to them.
Sure you being all chivalrous will make her say "d'awww he is soooo sweeeeet!" while her labia curls inward.
I must do all this. Believe me, everything she said all the females need to be careful of, actually is attractive to them.
Sure you being all chivalrous will make her say "d'awww he is soooo sweeeeet!" while her labia curls inward.