"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Know how a pistol's better than a woman?

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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that's easy to say, punk. However, I bet that many a guy laughs at it. :) they certainly do on the gun forums.
 

Marvin Gaye

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metoo said:
that's easy to say, punk. However, I bet that many a guy laughs at it. :) they certainly do on the gun forums.
Probably also on the phaggot forums
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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the only way a pistol will suck your dick is if you're on acid, tho
 

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Zarky said:
The mods here should be ashamed of themselves
Probably the most ignorant comment I've ever come across on this site.

Moved to Anything Else
 

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I was expecting "because a pistol will kill you quick and relatively painlessly. A woman will wear you down and crush you over a long period of time."... But that works as well lol
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Actually women and pistols are quite similar. Keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.
 

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Marvin Gaye said:
Probably also on the phaggot forums
I lol'd at this. just letting you guys know.
 

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I wouldn't know about gay anything, no interest in it.
 
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