Have you guys seen "Bruce Almighty" well in the movie, Bruce is caught kissing anther woman, by his girlfriend. What did Bruce do? He went back to her acting desparate/wanting her back. This is my opinion. WHat do you guys think. How would you guys handle this situation.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Kissing another girl
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Well i told my girlfriend I had cheated on her, which actually was an accident, seeing as iv actually decided i am going to dump her, just after her prom. She didnt care and was like, its so long ago. 
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Tell her to join in on it...
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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No? How about 'I tripped and fell into her lips.'
Honestly, I would probaby stop the girl, tell her 'I made a mistake. I had one to many drinks and things got out of hand.'
I'd say it in a very cool and calm way looking her right in the eyes, and wait for a response.
What I wouldn't do is kiss her ass and beg for forgiveness.
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