"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Kiss

(JJ)

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hey so on the first kiss what do you guys think is better?
(this is assuming i already have the balls to go in for it)
should it be like a little peck, slight making out, or hot and heavy?
i kno its gonna have to be calibrated or whatever to the situation but what has worked best in your guys' experiences?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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mpimpin

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In my experience it never turns out how you expect it too. Every time I go for a slight peck the girl grabs me and turns into more. When I try to make it more at first It reverts to a slight peck so man just go for it. Somethings better then nothing and see what happens with her end of things.
 
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