"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Noticing my thread a couple things back, I lost my LV monday. So, for you that know how to kiss well, please expound on your learnings. Stories, checklists (what to do or something I dont know, its pretty natural), whatever.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by Noctlos
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Ok, youre post about never jacking off was one thing...but damn...you have some issues. You dont wack off, yet you engage in sexuall arousing acts with the opposite sex who youre opposed to doing anything else with? You seriously need to go stand in a corner.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by Noctlos
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...Now they have abbreviations for THAT?

Oh God.

Use gum/ mints, make sure to brush your TONGUE (scrape if you can), do what she's doing.

Frenching is RUBBING HER TONGUE WITH YOURS. You can play fight if you want. If you're kissing her lower lip, try putting both lips on it, sucking while carressing it with your tongue at the same time. Works wonders.

Remember to keep your hands moving.
 
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