Kino in office - office sex fantasies...

[Luke Skywalker]

Went out with a college for lunch today. Fluff talk and logic talk throughout most of the time. But, before leaving I touched her on the shoulder, or touched her arm a few times during convo. She invited me to call her on the phone after I kinoed her on the way out. Friendly to her, and went out with her on her car where she gave me a free lunch. She likes giving me free lunches and paying for me. That's cool.

 

[In2theGame]

The point is to get a sexual harassment suit filed against you?

LOL

 

[Luke Skywalker]

I wanted to know how to ask a girl if I could fvck her if I'm feeling horney and all that. Today, I was talking to this Spanish girl and thinking of doing it with her - then it came to me, why not just ask her if she wants to have some fun - and let her read between the lines - if she suspects something dirty and gets offended, then think of some innoscent connotation of 'fun', like going to an amusement park, or watching a movie, or some nice entertainment together, if she is into that type of stuff or is thinking of it herself, then I guess she'll reciprocate interest or something.

I shook hands with her like twice while talking to her, and my subconcious mind just got me next to her chair, placing my hand on the back of her chair, touching her twice on her shoulder, and shaking her hand twice while she was communicating something relating to business - the interactions appeared a bit more friendlier.

Fantasy is doing her doggie-style in her or my own office, but think just asking her if she wants to have some fun is a nice prelude to a potential f-close.

This statement was learned by an ex-friend who complained that I could have asked her 'if she wanted to have some fun.' Maybe I have to learn to practise that line a bit more times - it's one of them double-speak lines.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Well, to gain some practise, I walked into a female co-worker's room and just started talking with her, spontaneously, not sure of what I would talk to her about, but just sort of jumped into it so to speak, hoping this could help with my confidence in dealing with other women I'm doing cold approaches with.

It actually didn't go very badly, she invited me into her office and we just fluffed talked about business and everything. Then I noticed she had a necklace, and asked her "nice necklace, what is the story behind it?",

HER: It is from Mexico, bought it from some place.

ME: Is that right? What is it made of?

HER: Gold.

ME: Including the silver parts of it?

HER: Yes.

ME: Can I feel it?

HER: Yes.

I felt the necklace just over her breasts, I was like eyeing her breasts half the time.

We chatted some more until I found out that she wasn't single, but she was married, and in fact, part of her premise of being in Canada is that she married someone who was Canadian.

Well, again, nice practise I suppose, but I have to stay away from her now - she explained the ring could not fit in her finger - WOW? I thought rings could be designed to fit on any finger. Very odd.

Well, let's see if this can transfer to cold approaches - that's the necklace (situational/compliment) opener I tried out there. I went as far as feeling the necklace and was tempted to just go a bit lower (I dont know how breasts feel like and well), but resisted the urge.

 

[My Name is Nobody]

Make sure you post a field report on picking up girls in the unemployment line.

 

[young_gun]

It's good that you're practicing this, because it's a critical step to getting laid, but don't risk your job. If you really want to f*ck one of your co-workers, you should focus on getting a number or asking them to get drinks after work or something.

 

[I.A.F.Y.B.]

Luke, I think you should become a pornstar and have all the crazy office sex you want!

 

[hell695]

I'm still wondering how he's gonna get a sexual harassment suit unless he grabs her tits or something.

 

[Bible_Belt]

I was like eyeing her breasts half the time.

The first rule regarding women with nice tits is: do not stare at her tits!!!