"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DrMetallica

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I was having sex with my girlfriend and after I came I pulled out and the condom was left inside of her with the end hanging out. I'm not sure if the tip of my c0ck touched her pvssy or if any semen could have gotten inside of her but I'm really afriad of if it could have. She has been on birth control for years now and we even used a condom when she was on birth control but this is her first month off. Tomorrow, right after school, I'm taking her to the clinic and getting her the morning after pill.

Has anyone ever had bad experiences with the condom slipping off?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by DrMetallica
Has anyone ever had bad experiences with the condom slipping off?
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No, because I don't have a little-kid sized d1ck.

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If she IS on birth control then you should have notting to worry about....


next time you might want to pull out RIGHT AFTER you'r done BEFORE YOU GO LIMP.
 
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