"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Kimbo Slice was saved by the bell......

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I'm a Kimbo fan, but geez, he lost that fight, and it was an injustice to that English guy he fought. He was dropping bombs on Kimbo's head at the end of the second round.

Slice really needs to refine his boxing skills. I did, however, think he performed well on the ground before he got tired.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Ken785

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Wrong...its MMA buddy....nobody gets saved by any bell. Those are the rules, dude couldnt finish him by the end of the round he has to wait for the next one. Why dont you blame the english boxer for not dropping his fists fast and hard enough so the ref can stop it faster??

Or better yet, why not blame him for having a cauliflower ear, because everyone knows if he didnt have that kimbo would have never popped it and had his blood pouring out and the ref would have never stopped the fight.
 

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If it had been any other fighter, the ref would have stopped the fight at the end of the 2nd round, when he was getting pummelled.
 

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Wrong...he was laying there but he was trying to block the punches with his hand, therefore it is intelligently defending himself. You sound like a new MMA fan that doesn't really know what MMA is about.
 

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I thought Kimbo tapped I think it was the second round. I think he was in a choke hold but it's hard to remember.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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armadon said:
I thought Kimbo tapped I think it was the second round. I think he was in a choke hold but it's hard to remember.
He probably wanted to but was too tired.
 

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I agree with "speed dawg", kimbo got saved. I don't like how Kimbo has all this hype, yet he hasnt beaten anyone. That british guy gave kimbo all that he could handle and i wouldn't even say he was that great of a fighter.
 

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Kimbo is a street fighter and is just a beginner at MMA. He needs a lot of work still, but ive seen his street fight videos and hes the last person the would want to start sh!t with...
 

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Ken785 said:
You sound like a new MMA fan that doesn't really know what MMA is about.
Ok here comes my rant:

I actually can't stand people who keep on saying that (nothing personal Ken). Oh wow so what? you follow this sport for over 10 years before it became mainstream? you know all the fighter's names and their moves? you are an amateur MMA fighter?? big fvcking deal!, its called fvcking sport entertainment not some religion to follow and worship. You are no different then the casual sport fan today who is caught up in the hype while watching mostly a boring fight with two guys wrestle mostly on the ground for the majority of the time (oh and please spare me the line " you just don't understand the skill of the sport to apperciate ground work and enjoy the fight"). :box: :cuss:

This has been packaged so good and hyped to the young crowds in such a way that dissing a MMA will make one seem like an outsider and nobody wants to be an outsider. Just recognise the fact like everything else that is out there (when someone is making money out of), you are being bamboozled and slowly conditioned to liking it.
 

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Please, those fights are screened, they let kimbo fight bums, look at what happened when he fought some who knew what the heck he was doing,(Sean Gannon?) he lost. I mean don't get me wrong, kimbo is a beast, just don't by all this hype. Besides he is new to the sport, but at 34 years old he better learn quick. But yeah, they'll keep putting bums in front of him to fight just so they can build him up.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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That shyt was rigged, straight up. It's run by Mr. Mafioso Gary Shaw who randomly talks of fight bonuses after the Lawler-Smith battle. Not to mention he was there lecturing the first fighter after his victory and taking up the whole fvcking screen. Let's see, Carano not making weight, Phil Baroni deflated (as in no fvcking steroids, that's a 1st), and that guido ref who clearly was IN ON IT and constantly wiping Kimbo's a$$hole.

I'm sorry but I had more fun watching the TUF marathon on Spike and the WEC bouts which both hold much higher talent than those boring primetime fights. I'll give Lawler credit but that's it. Fvck, even the UWC event I saw live held a better pool of competitors, refs, commentators and atmosphere.
 
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