"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Kim Kardashian or Carmen Ortega?

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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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If Reggie has banged both of them, I went into the wrong f*ckin' profession. :-(
 

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kardashian's @ss is all cellulite, that's why she doesn't show it except in the most airbrushed photos. id take carmen, not that im saying i wouldnt do kim anyway.
 

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piranha45 said:
kardashian's @ss is all cellulite, that's why she doesn't show it except in the most airbrushed photos. id take carmen, not that im saying i wouldnt do kim anyway.
I heard she got that fixed. BTW Carmen has a weird face! kim is definitely better. Kim looks like a real woman should look! nice long hair, nice big feminine butt, not anorexic but with some meat on them bones but not fat either, big boobs.
 

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speakeasy said:
If Reggie has banged both of them, I went into the wrong f*ckin' profession. :-(
I was thinking this the other day. Maybe I should have picked up a ball as a kid instead of a book
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Carmen reminds me of a blow-up doll, esp. her mouth. They are both quite enhanced and being a purist, i find neither of them particularly attractive. Maybe it's just that I know women like that are a pain in the ass and I like to save myself the trouble, but I will take an average looking hispanic girl over either.
 

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Kim, even with her strong jaw, looks more feminine and...real.

Not that I wouldn't hit on Carmen if I saw her in a bar. Hell, I had no idea who she was till a second ago.
 

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mpimpin said:
I was thinking this the other day. Maybe I should have picked up a ball as a kid instead of a book
Hahaha. Books pay too! lol
 

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speakeasy said:
If you want to talk about a dude that's dated some hot f*cking girls, look at Lenny Kravitz: http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/dating/lenny-kravitz.htm

Dude has dated both Adrianna Lima and Penelope Cruz. Damn, you can't get more alpha than that!
I disagree. It would make him an alpha if he were an average joe. The guy is a rockstar for crying out loud he could get pretty much any woman he wants.

having fame and fortune and the ease it brings to pulling hot women does not make one alpha.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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f283000 said:
I disagree. It would make him an alpha if he were an average joe. The guy is a rockstar for crying out loud he could get pretty much any woman he wants.

having fame and fortune and the ease it brings to pulling hot women does not make one alpha.
rockstar/movie star/politician/CEO= ALPHA.

I think the alien gamma rays are affecting your brain wave patterns.

You are clueless on many fronts.
 

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Let's go somewhere else.

This topic if I may say is....well....LAME

I closing it because of the fighting anyway

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