"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Killed By Monkeys

taiyuu_otoko

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Wonder if this will be a hate crime...

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/monkeys-kill-man-tree-bricks-13448752

A man has been 'stoned to death' by a group of "rogue" monkeys who threw bricks at him from a tree, according to reports.

Dharampal Singh, 72, suffered head and chest injuries in the attack and was later pronounced dead in hospital.

Mr Singh was collecting pieces of dry wood when the group of monkeys launched their attack on Thursday.

It is believed the monkeys had armed themselves with bricks they had collected earlier from a run down building nearby in Tikri, Uttar Pradesh.

Villagers have repeatedly complained that aggressive monkeys in the area have made their lives hell, but the animals are a protected species so little can be done.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Soflobro#3

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Wonder if this will be a hate crime...

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/monkeys-kill-man-tree-bricks-13448752

A man has been 'stoned to death' by a group of "rogue" monkeys who threw bricks at him from a tree, according to reports.

Dharampal Singh, 72, suffered head and chest injuries in the attack and was later pronounced dead in hospital.

Mr Singh was collecting pieces of dry wood when the group of monkeys launched their attack on Thursday.

It is believed the monkeys had armed themselves with bricks they had collected earlier from a run down building nearby in Tikri, Uttar Pradesh.

Villagers have repeatedly complained that aggressive monkeys in the area have made their lives hell, but the animals are a protected species so little can be done.
At first I thought you were referring to black people. FB_IMG_1540074784786.jpg
 

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Monkey business seems to be on the rise..
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Spaz

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No its not being insensitive, it's living in fear.

Weaklings and incapable men r normally supremacist, they can't own so they blame.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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