"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Kid Rock - So Hott

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Even if you're not a fan, but DO like rock music, there will be some good songs for you on his newest album "Rock 'n Roll Jesus". The rap-rock is almost gone, which is a good thing.

But that aside, check this song:
"So Hott".


You don't need the clip with it. Just turn up your volume and listen to the lyrics. That s#it is good. Especially the line "I dont want to be your friend" illustrates perfectly what's the difference between being friends with a girl or f*cking her.

When i listen to it it pust me directly in a great, badass state. It sounds weird but it's true.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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kid rock is very afc.
 

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aldaris said:
kid rock is very afc.
If AFCs get to fvck pam anderson, I guess that works :crazy:
 

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aldaris said:
kid rock is very afc.
LOL

If Kid Rock is AFC, then AFCs would get laid like rockstars... literally. That just isn't true, though.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Andromax said:
If AFCs get to fvck pam anderson, I guess that works :crazy:
pam anderson :crackup: now there is a beautiful young virgin for you. yep, continue to aim high. aim for the stars.

trust me, i promise you with all my heart. i do better than your mythical little rock star.
 

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kid rock is and always will be trash

he should stick to djing
 

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SayWord? said:
kid rock is and always will be trash

he should stick to djing
what is that i hear?? a voice of reason ;)
 

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Kid's had a few good songs.

I certainly hope this one is good too.
 

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aldaris said:
pam anderson :crackup: now there is a beautiful young virgin for you. yep, continue to aim high. aim for the stars.

trust me, i promise you with all my heart. i do better than your mythical little rock star.
Pam Anderson was smokin' around 1998, that's when he dated her.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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aldaris said:
pam anderson :crackup: now there is a beautiful young virgin for you. yep, continue to aim high. aim for the stars.

trust me, i promise you with all my heart. i do better than your mythical little rock star.

Why hate on Kid Rock. I'm sure he's been with playboy models and beautiful women to boot. How could he be an AFC? He leads a very successful life and besides....I like the guy.
 

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zinc64 said:
Why hate on Kid Rock. I'm sure he's been with playboy models and beautiful women to boot. How could he be an AFC? He leads a very successful life and besides....I like the guy.
Exactly. He seems to be totally down to earth and laid back.

He has gone through so much sh!t in his life, he deserves the fame.

Read his bio!
 

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I am not saying

I am not saying Kid Rock is AFC. However, I agree that some rock stars are AFC's on the inside. Without their publicity, they would be no different from a lot of people. Brad Pitt couldn't get a date until he became a celeb.
 

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crossboss said:
I am not saying Kid Rock is AFC. However, I agree that some rock stars are AFC's on the inside. Without their publicity, they would be no different from a lot of people. Brad Pitt couldn't get a date until he became a celeb.
Say whatever you want, but no one fu$#ed Jennifer Aniston in her hottest years AND Angelina Jolie.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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snowdog said:
Especially the line "I dont want to be your friend" illustrates perfectly what's the difference between being friends with a girl or f*cking her.
Sounds like your a classy guy
 

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this song is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo AC/DC

kid rock is an interesting guy. he basically made trailerpark trash cool.

and btw, the only thing a rock star has to do to be a DJ and f*ck a 1,000 women is wake up in the morning.

I also think its a bit sad that the guys in his 40s and hasn't moved beyond the notion that lifes about rock and roll and getting laid.

he's not a dumb guy, he's actually quite intelligent in real life, and i think he knows what he's pushing is bullsh*t - but he also knows thats what people want to hear.

Kid rock knows his niche.
 

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I met Kid Rock in Rudy's Guitar shop in Manhattan. A friend of mine was working there and I was visiting when he walked in with two of his friends.

He was a total d!ckhead TBH.. very rude and arrogant and even insulted my friend for no reason. Dunno, maybe he was just having an off-day or something, but that left an impression on me.

His music strikes me as terribly mediocre at best and I don't understand his popularity, but I still give homeboy props for hustling and believing in himself. Not everyone can be a rock star.
 

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joekerr31 said:
this song is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo AC/DC

kid rock is an interesting guy. he basically made trailerpark trash cool.

and btw, the only thing a rock star has to do to be a DJ and f*ck a 1,000 women is wake up in the morning.

I also think its a bit sad that the guys in his 40s and hasn't moved beyond the notion that lifes about rock and roll and getting laid.

he's not a dumb guy, he's actually quite intelligent in real life, and i think he knows what he's pushing is bullsh*t - but he also knows thats what people want to hear.

Kid rock knows his niche.
Well, if you CAN live sex, drugs and Rock & Roll why not?
 
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