*kicks himself in the pants* friggin masturbation

[Alphathree]

This might be a bit graphic but it's amusing.

So I'm in the shower, you know, doing the deed with this girl in mind.

I was in there for maybe 15 minutes max. It was sometime between when I went in the shower and when I got out that the very girl I was masturbating to calls me and tells me "Hey it's HBCutie well I guess you're not there... I'm heading out for a while. Talk to you later!"

*Alphathree kicks himself*

It's not the end of the world, but groan, now I've gotta play the stupid phone game. God damnit I need to control my sexual urges because they're hurting my sex life!

EDIT err she left a message, I didnt talk to her

 

[i am me]

It's not that bad....it's not like you missed your chance at ever getting with her....and it's not like you couldn't find anything else to do while she was out, right? Forget about it playa

 

[DJ_in_making]

you're upset that you missed the call?

 

[Sargeholic]

Coulda been worse, you coulda finished and then she walked in there and wanted to **** right then

 

[Alphathree]

Originally posted by DJ_in_making
you're upset that you missed the call?

Yeah. I'm more just amused about the circumstances.

I checked my email and she just sent me a really long one about how she tried to call and couldn't get through saying she'll call again tomorrow, blah blah.

I think this girl has been into me for a long time and now that I've finally asked her out a few days ago she's gone into "OMG I have to tell you everything about me right now even though you seem to be ignoring me" lol

You should see this rambling email... the woman doesn't even know me really.