"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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*kicks himself in the pants* friggin masturbation

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This might be a bit graphic but it's amusing.

So I'm in the shower, you know, doing the deed with this girl in mind.

I was in there for maybe 15 minutes max. It was sometime between when I went in the shower and when I got out that the very girl I was masturbating to calls me and tells me "Hey it's HBCutie well I guess you're not there... I'm heading out for a while. Talk to you later!"

*Alphathree kicks himself*

It's not the end of the world, but groan, now I've gotta play the stupid phone game. God damnit I need to control my sexual urges because they're hurting my sex life!

EDIT err she left a message, I didnt talk to her
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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It's not that bad....it's not like you missed your chance at ever getting with her....and it's not like you couldn't find anything else to do while she was out, right? Forget about it playa
 
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you're upset that you missed the call?
 
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Coulda been worse, you coulda finished and then she walked in there and wanted to **** right then :)
 
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Originally posted by DJ_in_making
you're upset that you missed the call?
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Yeah. I'm more just amused about the circumstances.

I checked my email and she just sent me a really long one about how she tried to call and couldn't get through saying she'll call again tomorrow, blah blah.

I think this girl has been into me for a long time and now that I've finally asked her out a few days ago she's gone into "OMG I have to tell you everything about me right now even though you seem to be ignoring me" lol

You should see this rambling email... the woman doesn't even know me really.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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