Kicking My Woman Out But Want To Get One More Bone In...

[Fantasy]

I dumped her and she has all of her stuff packed up and ready to leave at the end of the month. The thing is, I want to get one more azz-tapping in. I called it quits 3 weeks ago but just still seeing that round azz walking around the house just gets me so stiff.

I want one more whack at it. I overheard her talking to one of her buddies the other day and she said she would love to have me hit it one time before she moves into her new place but afraid I would turn her down again and that she hates how I would speak to her one day and ignore her the next. So she she will not even speak to me because I am back and forth with her.

But I turned her down because I didn't want her to think she could stay after I hit it but now that she signed her lease, moved half her things out and has almost every thing packed, I think it is safe. Any suggestions on how to approach this?

 

[speed dawg]

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[Fantasy]

Nevermind... I thought of a way...

I will just knock on the door in the room she sleeps in and say in a calm manner and straight face:

"Hey, I think I just saw a rat in the living room, you mind if I lay in the bed with you?"

 

[joekerr31]

you got to be under 22. theres no way this post is serious if you are over 22 years of age.

screwing a chic that you've dumped is a recipe for future drama. she will try to get you hooked again just so she can chop off your balls at a later date.

 

[Da Realist]

I'll tell you what would happen if you did it: she'll have moved out and you're going to want some more and she'll probaly give it to you. Next thing you know, you're back with her.