Kicked out a club for sarging :D

[pingpongz]

Funny story about last friday night... I went to see the vengaboys at a club in the city i live (in Ireland). Bouncers/security are known in Ireland for being absolute meatheads.

The Story:
Walked up to a girl i said "Hi how are you? Having a good night etc" she said "DO YOU MIND!?" in a *****y voice... i walked off smiling to myself because it was funny and i have no time for girls on the rag.
5 Seconds later a bouncer comes up, grabs me by the shirt, throws me into a wall and drags me out.

I by no means look like trouble/pervert/weirdo and usually have no trouble pulling girls in clubs.

So guys... watch out for ****blocking security

 

[War Against Betaism]

Funny story because I was supposed to meet up with this gorgeous looking girl at a club on Friday night; next thing I know she was bounced out for not having appropriate identification. My exact words were "fvcking ****blocking security guards."

 

[L.A. Tripp]

That's interesting. A girl tried to get me kicked out of my regular club one night, but she couldn't get it done. The staff knows me, half the patrons know me, and they all know I ain't there to cause trouble, just to pick up hot girls, lol.

 

[mtlwlu]

Usually clubs dont kick out "gorgeous" looking girls even if they dont have proper ID, hell they let in girls who are 3 years away from being legal drinking age.

 

[HBK]

What the hell were you doing at the vengaboys?? :rock:

"i only kiss kiss kiss when the sun dont shine" j/k

Seriously bouncers in ireland are arseholes, mega power trips

 

[pingpongz]

What the hell were you doing at the vengaboys?? :rock:

"i only kiss kiss kiss when the sun dont shine" j/k

Seriously bouncers in ireland are arseholes, mega power trips

Seemed like a good idea when we were all drunk Which part of Ireland are u from m8 ?

 

[nando]

that's sad man, I hate pricks who are on power trips like that. Just remember they make chump change for a living! LOL

 

[HBK]

Im originally From Cork, but living in dublin for a few years.

 

[pingpongz]

Im originally From Cork, but living in dublin for a few years.

It happened in Bondi Beach in Cork Anytime ur back in Cork u shud give me a shout and we'll go sarging sosuave style

Got a 2 bed apartment to myself so spare room for you and the girl u bring back.

 

[HBK]

lol Great Stuff, you never know i might take you up on that offer haha

 

[DonGorgon]

Funny story about last friday night... I went to see the vengaboys at a club in the city i live (in Ireland). Bouncers/security are known in Ireland for being absolute meatheads.

The Story:
Walked up to a girl i said "Hi how are you? Having a good night etc" she said "DO YOU MIND!?" in a *****y voice... i walked off smiling to myself because it was funny and i have no time for girls on the rag.
5 Seconds later a bouncer comes up, grabs me by the shirt, throws me into a wall and drags me out.

I by no means look like trouble/pervert/weirdo and usually have no trouble pulling girls in clubs.

So guys... watch out for ****blocking security

Yeh male desperation and protectivism of females is out of hand all over the world... Women have too much power

 

[cockerdumbnuts]

I got a funny sorry along those lines too. I was down in Huntington Beach over Labor day weekend. I was at this bar and my buddy was putting in good work on this cutie. She was lovin' him. Then her b*tch friend tries to come and take her away. So I go in and do my best to help my bro. I ask her what the hell she's doing and asked if she couldn't see that her friend was having a good time? She grabbed her friends wrist and started to pull her away. So I karate chop their arms to break the hold. The b*thch gets all pissed and gets in my face. I'm just smiling the whole time cause I thinks its funny sh*t that I have such a big affect on her mood. We yap for a for a little bit then I tell her to beat it and give she a soft kick in the butt. Well.... she goes nuts, runs outside and tells the cops that I grabbed her a$$. About 5 cops come in and one grabs me by the shoulder to escort me outside. The cops ask why I grabbed her a$$ and I tell them exactly what happen. Its kinda my word against hers. But I was calm and cool and she was still all worked up. If was obvious that she drank a little too much. So the cops let me go. But tell me I can't go back into the bar.

Over 6 years of partying at the bars and I've never been kicked out other than this. So I got to agree with Dongordon that protectivism (is this a word?) of females is getting out of hand.

 

[DJDamage]

Funny story about last friday night... I went to see the vengaboys at a club

Instead of your initial approach of "hi" you should have went to that chick with a line from their song: "Boom boom boom boom, I want you in my room, Lets spend the night together from now till forever" hahahaha

seriously vengaboys??? maybe the bouncer throw you out based on principle?! correct me if i am wrong but aren't majority of their fans prepubescent girls and gay dudes??

 

[MaTuA]

I've been a bouncer/security person for about 6 years now. I've actually seen bit*** like the ones you talked about. Keep doing you're thang homie. Looks like you're partna' came thru in the clutch for you too. Sarge on!

 

[daygameguy]

I was taking this girl into a bar once, and she had a California license which I didn't. So, she shows hers and the bouncer is cool with it, but I show my passport (my passport with my date of birth written clearly on it) and this moron says "we don't accept passports, we accept only california license in california". I was like wtf!!! He looked like an AFC and prolly envied me.. idk.

I mean, the US govt would accept someone's passport as a legit ID, its the best ID you can show. What is wrong with bouncers these days!

 

[WesCottII]

**** Me.

The Vengaboys came to where I am last night, did two songs, someone threw a bottle at them and they went off stage. Looks like neither of us managed to appreciate them.

 

[pingpongz]

**** Me.

The Vengaboys came to where I am last night, did two songs, someone threw a bottle at them and they went off stage. Looks like neither of us managed to appreciate them.

I ****ed a girl from Nottingham last weekend

Oh yeh... i was so tempted to pour my drink off the balcony onto their head

 

[Rho]

I have a related story that happened to me a few weeks back,

I was at a bar with a group of friends when some b1tch insults me. When I decide to lay it straight back on her she gets pissed and goes to the bouncer with all her friends and tries to get him to kick me out, it shat me that she thought she had more of a right to be there than me as if she was some sort of celebrity.

Luckily the bouncer pretty much told her to fvck off and I just threw a huge jerk grin at her and she was completely powerless.

 

[truthistruth]

Club is a business

Women are the cash cows,
the more the better for them to get men and their cover/ sell alcohol

 

[Randallpink83]

hahaha yeah this has happened to me before also. I remember walking into a club and the very first thing I approach these two girls dancing at the bar with a circle of chodes standing around them watching - I was just being light hearted...

approached with "whoaa girls thats just too hot for this bar" something like that and she went ape **** and got in my face and yelling... i was like wtf. i cant remember what was said, nothing major her just being a *****. So I was walking away, and even one of her guy friends smiled and shrugged to me as to say 'b!tches will be b!tches sometimes"

about two seconds later security grabs me and is making me leave cause that girl went and told security that I was pushing her around.... WHAT?? why the **** would I be pushing a girl around?? lol... anyhow, i was kicked out of the place within 5 minutes of walking in - no joke.