"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Kicked Her Out of My Truck

Desdinova

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Solomon said:
^^^Miring that 30's game, where did you meet the 19 year old Des?
She showed up at one of my regular hangouts one night and was eyeballing me the entire evening. I didn't have to do a fvcking thing to attract her.

So earlier today, I was thinking that I should text the chick that I kicked out of my truck, telling her I was in a bad mood, blah blah blah. Then I went out with the 19 year old and completely forgot about it because we had FUN! I really needed that date to put things in perspective. I've been busting my ass trying to figure out what to do with the other chick, how to date her, when to date her, where to take her, and then this one comes along and everything just flows naturally.

So I'm not texting the other one. There's no point. She's better looking than the 19 year old, but she's a pain in the ass and a bore.

Spinning plates sure helps to make the right decisions.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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