"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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keyboard gone crazy, computer guys needed..

smooth guy

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ok im typing this with the on=screen keyboard (gets kinda boring :p)

so the problem started last night when i was having a convo on IM.. keyboard would work fine until i pressed the shift key. When id put my finger on that key letters would change to CAPS. When id press it again letters would change to Greek then tke keyboard would like have a mind on its own and type + every time i would press enter.

rebooting the comp didn't help.

Now its completely gone to the dark side..Caps lock, scroll lock and Num lock are on and me has no control on the keyboard whatsoever.

Id think it is time for a new keyboard but for some reason I doubt that would solve it. also note speakers were muted and I had to unmute them from the control panel..mouse also was a little off.

this is a virus right?

(well this took some time to write :S)
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Desdinova

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Try running a virus and spyware scan. If that doesn't help anything, try swapping keyboards (hint: pick one up at a thrift store - they're usually dirt cheap). If that doesn't work, either your OS is fvcked or something's wrong with your PC hardware.
 

smooth guy

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running a spyware scan right now, nod32 found nothing. Hitting the gym see what spyware doctor finds when i get back.

Doubt its the keyboard, drivers aren't working either. Probably gonna bring in a technician...thanks :)
 
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