"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Kegel exercies dont work?

illmatic1005

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Ive been doing Kegels for about a year now, at least 5-6 days a week...

the only problem is that it doesnt seem to be working..in fact i think it makes me come faster...

ive been trying to practice using Kegels while jackin-off but it never seems to do anythng..and if it does do anything it just makes me come faster...

Are u supposed to hold the muscle while having sex or do u hold-release-hold-release repeatedly?

also..if i am really aroused, i can come by just squeezing the PC muscle hard..y is that?

do Kegels not work or am i doing something wrong?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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