Keeping them happy

[Purefilth]

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his
movements
So whats so hard about that
?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It's really not too difficult but.... To make a
woman happy, a man only needs
to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments
regularly
45. Go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time,
especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never
worrying about where she goes.

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY
IMPORTANT
53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes. —

SOURCE: SMOOVE ELEMENT

 

[yyc12]

:crackup: ................

 

[sageproduct]

Thread posted by Purefilth in 6 months:

Finally decided to switch teams. Message me sexy DJ's

 

[Purefilth]

20/m/horny - pm me

.

 

[Darth]

Rotflmao

 

[sageproduct]

FR: Met this guy on SS. Really interested. Is he playing hard to get??

 

[Naughty Ninja]

If SageProduct and PureFilth had a kid would it be a "FilthProduct"?

Get a room boys!

 

[Purefilth]

FR: Met this guy on SS. Really interested. Is he playing hard to get??

LMAO!!!:crackup:

 

[Purefilth]

If SageProduct and PureFilth had a kid would it be a "FilthProduct"?

Get a room boys!

Well in this purely hypothetical situation I'd be the pitcher fo'sho'. i'm sure PureSage is a better name and as the dominant partner here, MY name would be the starting one.

 

[j0504s]

This thread fkin riot

 

[sageproduct]

Come home soon, dinner's ready!

 

[goundra]

i've never asked my ladies to feed me, but some of them were pretty good cooks. I damned sure insist that they carry a gun, (with which they are highly skilled) learn karate, and make serious money, pay their piece of the bills (and then some)learn to invest, have medical insurance (on both of us) and accept the fact that we aint having kids.

I proposed on valentines' day and got married on Memorial Day, so kind of hard to "forget" those dates. yes, I am 'calculating'. what of it?

 

[my1ken]

Man that's to much! thank goodness for prostitution.

 

[bigneil]

This is a variation of the following image:

http://www.yintegrity.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/man-woman-switches.jpg

 

[j0504s]

I read this to some chick the other day she thought this was right on point haha

 

[Purefilth]

I read this to some chick the other day she thought this was right on point haha

Was it your pillow talk for concerned Laurie?

 

[j0504s]

Was it your pillow talk for concerned Laurie?

Hey purefilth, concerned laurie maybe a feminist but shegives some damn good dome! haha but her amazon self came out and beat me with this bat :trouble: