"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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k, well i really dont know for this one

S.Y.L

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so theres this chick, i met her online, because shes my friends cousin, and this was like a year ago, she lives on the opposite side of the country, really far away.


fast forward to now, and this chick just loves me, shes completley obssesed with me and w/e. Shes really, really nice, and is shy, a virgin, and w/e else. I have not met her in person before. She says that she wants her first time to be with me, and that she might be coming here for a holiday this summer, and that we should hook up.

Shes 2 years younger than me, and is good looking. I never even talk to her cousin, who is my friend anymore however. I really don't know, but it just seems a little weird to be hooking up with some chick, who is your friends cousin, who isn't your friend anymore, who you met over the internet.


Opinions on what to do. I feel 2 sided on this one, one side says, yea, shes cute, really nice, and is a virgin, do it. While the other sides like, I dunno.

Anyone, lol?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Im guessing as in "first time" you mean having sex?

If so, then go for it man. I personally think theres no big deal at all if shes your ex-friend's cousin. I mean you probably dont even talk to your ex friend anymore. If it really worried you, you could always go to this chick and just be like "hey I think it would be good if we just kept quiet about this cuz I dont want blah blah finding out".

Even if he did find out, who gives a sh*t. Your not friends with him anymore lol.

Bang this chick, and enjoy her tight virgin you-know-what ;)
 

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eaglez1177 said:
Im guessing as in "first time" you mean having sex?

If so, then go for it man. I personally think theres no big deal at all if shes your ex-friend's cousin. I mean you probably dont even talk to your ex friend anymore. If it really worried you, you could always go to this chick and just be like "hey I think it would be good if we just kept quiet about this cuz I dont want blah blah finding out".

Even if he did find out, who gives a sh*t. Your not friends with him anymore lol.

Bang this chick, and enjoy her tight virgin you-know-what ;)
Yeah, i mean that.

And yea, I dont talk to the ex friend, who is a chick, not a guy btw.
 

eaglez1177

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Lol k well like I said theres really no problem with this at all. All I can say is just have fun getting laid!
 
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