"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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k, well i really dont know for this one

S.Y.L

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so theres this chick, i met her online, because shes my friends cousin, and this was like a year ago, she lives on the opposite side of the country, really far away.


fast forward to now, and this chick just loves me, shes completley obssesed with me and w/e. Shes really, really nice, and is shy, a virgin, and w/e else. I have not met her in person before. She says that she wants her first time to be with me, and that she might be coming here for a holiday this summer, and that we should hook up.

Shes 2 years younger than me, and is good looking. I never even talk to her cousin, who is my friend anymore however. I really don't know, but it just seems a little weird to be hooking up with some chick, who is your friends cousin, who isn't your friend anymore, who you met over the internet.


Opinions on what to do. I feel 2 sided on this one, one side says, yea, shes cute, really nice, and is a virgin, do it. While the other sides like, I dunno.

Anyone, lol?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Im guessing as in "first time" you mean having sex?

If so, then go for it man. I personally think theres no big deal at all if shes your ex-friend's cousin. I mean you probably dont even talk to your ex friend anymore. If it really worried you, you could always go to this chick and just be like "hey I think it would be good if we just kept quiet about this cuz I dont want blah blah finding out".

Even if he did find out, who gives a sh*t. Your not friends with him anymore lol.

Bang this chick, and enjoy her tight virgin you-know-what ;)
 

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eaglez1177 said:
Im guessing as in "first time" you mean having sex?

If so, then go for it man. I personally think theres no big deal at all if shes your ex-friend's cousin. I mean you probably dont even talk to your ex friend anymore. If it really worried you, you could always go to this chick and just be like "hey I think it would be good if we just kept quiet about this cuz I dont want blah blah finding out".

Even if he did find out, who gives a sh*t. Your not friends with him anymore lol.

Bang this chick, and enjoy her tight virgin you-know-what ;)
Yeah, i mean that.

And yea, I dont talk to the ex friend, who is a chick, not a guy btw.
 

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Lol k well like I said theres really no problem with this at all. All I can say is just have fun getting laid!
 
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