"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Burroughs

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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LMAO if only i had a time machine, and a .50 cal sniper rifle....and could find bieber's parents before he was born...... i could do humanity a memorable service
 

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switch said:
LMAO if only i had a time machine, and a .50 cal sniper rifle....and could find bieber's parents before he was born...... i could do humanity a memorable service
I honestly don't think Bieber was born a wanker. The lifestyle and the music industry is what turned him into a 5hithead. Blame all of that before you blame him. His day will come when he's a washed-up nobody.
 

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What happens when people live pointless lives? They read celebrity gossip.

Burroughs don't bother replying because you're on my ignore list.
 

Burroughs

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White Boy said:
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Burroughs don't bother replying because you're fvcking my mom way too hard and I can't sleep.
if by *ignore* you mean anally leak over every thread I post...

Now I must go back to cumming on your mom

:crackup: :crackup:
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Desdinova said:
I honestly don't think Bieber was born a wanker. The lifestyle and the music industry is what turned him into a 5hithead. Blame all of that before you blame him. His day will come when he's a washed-up nobody.
Wanker? You're from England aren't you? He may not have been born a wanker, but I honestly wouldn't blame the music industry. He's been a little usher wannabe from the start, just look at his covers.(*Not recommend as it could lead to severe headache, suicidal thoughts, or loss of hearing
 

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Hey Burroughs you're a big poop face

Haha don't bother replying I can't se your posts anymore!!! lolololololol
 

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Bieber gets more women than everyone on this site combined, so I can't really hate on him.
 

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White Boy said:
Haha don't bother replying I can't se your posts anymore!!! lolololololol
Wow you said that before...and now you're commenting :crazy:

Did you see that cvm puddle in the kitchen where I fvcked your mom and came on her face :crackup:
 

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This message is hidden because Burroughs is on your ignore list!!

Lol !!!!

But @mt boy Vidrio, Justin really has any girl he wants. But he's hard working too so that's why I respect him. People don't get to his status without a little bit of hard work.

I remember when he compared himself to Kurt Cobain as being misunderstood. he really got a lot of hate, and I got mad too because Nirvana is one of my favorite bands.

But I really believe Beiber will go down in history as one of the defining people of our era. Kurt Cobain was the last dude, he defined the 90s in my opinion, now Beiber is here to define the 2000's. Just my observation
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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You need to learn to lie better Faggot :)
 
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