"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Seems to me as though you want to hit that. But if your going to do the "right" thing then I think you should tell your buddy about whats going on. Chances are shes just playing with your head anyway, I really wouldnt play too much into this.
 
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damn that sucks...if i were you id stay away....she may be kewl and all and ur buds girl ...but its territory i would never tread on...id rather just stay away
 
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Yes it does suck, especially when I'm already after someone in the process. I have tried starting some fights with my buds girl, but to no avail, she still keeps coming back. Pretty soon I will either have to tell her to cut the sh*t or talk to my bud about it, because it is kind of getting annoying.
 
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Tell your bud that he has a hor for a g/f - if she is talking this way to you, she is talking this way to other dudes!!!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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