Just wanted to share this with you guys.

[Jester]

its hte internet so it doesnt mean ****.


but its a good example of how control the conversation nonetheless. name has been changed.


YogurtTastesGo0d: yoooooo
girl#23: heyy
YogurtTastesGo0d: whats going on in dis hizzzouseee
girl#23: not much just got outta the shower n what not you
YogurtTastesGo0d: sammme
girl#23: cool whatd u do tonight
YogurtTastesGo0d: got hit on the head!
YogurtTastesGo0d: lol
YogurtTastesGo0d: dont you think it feels so much better to be wet?
YogurtTastesGo0d: im still wet
YogurtTastesGo0d: showers rock
girl#23: lol yes
YogurtTastesGo0d: how do you like your shower
girl#23: very hot
YogurtTastesGo0d: ahh definitely
girl#23: i stay in there for like a half hour
YogurtTastesGo0d: so you like it hot and wet?
YogurtTastesGo0d: cool
girl#23: thats right
girl#23: and long
YogurtTastesGo0d: even better
girl#23: yuuup
girl#23: alright im gonna go lay down n watch tv
girl#23: goodnight
YogurtTastesGo0d: night

 

[Jerky Boi]

Haha very smooth :]

 

[InsidiousNstinct]

Good stuff man.

 

[Ballistik]

Wow.... Did anyone really need this posted?

 

[Porky]

Originally posted by Ballistik
Wow.... Did anyone really need this posted?

hahaha

I think J's taken to surfing these boards while high.

 

[Jester]

Originally posted by Ballistik
Wow.... Did anyone really need this posted?

hey dumbass, be a loser somewhere else.

 

[Ballistik]

Heh, figured I'd get something like that from you, Jester. Not exactly the most levelheaded person I've seen on these boards. I'm just wondering if there's anyone that doesn't do that with AIM conversations.... Even when I was the lamest AFC alive I managed that much.

 

[heteropedro]

Originally posted by Ballistik
Heh, figured I'd get something like that from you, Jester. Not exactly the most levelheaded person I've seen on these boards. I'm just wondering if there's anyon-.

BLAHHHABLAHHHHHHH

Your mom+me= fun

BLAAAAAHHHH

 

[Jester]

Originally posted by Ballistik
Heh, figured I'd get something like that from you, Jester. Not exactly the most levelheaded person I've seen on these boards. I'm just wondering if there's anyone that doesn't do that with AIM conversations.... Even when I was the lamest AFC alive I managed that much.

guess what? you still are.

 

[LikRetsam]

Originally posted by Jester
guess what? you still are.

He's got a point, that chat is nothing special...

My friend sent me his chat with his 1 week girlfriend that's 13 and he's 15. Abso****inglutly hilarious. AFC at it's best. Things like "Love is blind so I must be too". Laff.

 

[Ballistik]

Wow, Jester. You're right. I never thought about it that way before. I mean, God, you're just so damn convincing....

Too bad some 54 year old's the best you can get, Het.

 

[Smooth as Anything]

I would never, ever, say "hizzouse" but that's just a matter of preference, I suppose.

We all need to lighten up... you guys are becoming very critical...

Jester: You need a kick in the ass. Of the type you give me every now and then, man.

Relax.

As far as the chat... it's irrelevant... I'm not fond of talking to ladies online, anyway.

 

[Jester]

wtf? ballistik youre just a retard.

lilreksam and smooth, i already said it didnt mean sh1t before i said anything else. So why do you try criticize something that has already been stated? that would probably confuse most people as to why a person would do that.

 

[Smooth as Anything]

Originally posted by Jester
wtf? ballistik youre just a retard.

lilreksam and smooth, i already said it didnt mean sh1t before i said anything else. So why do you try criticize something that has already been stated? that would probably confuse most people as to why a person would do that.

So defensive man

 

[tactic]

Originally posted by heteropedro
BLAHHHABLAHHHHHHH

Your mom+me= fun

BLAAAAAHHHH

Shut up please. Thank you.


Jester, I'm not sure what the point was about the conversation because its basically how i talk all the time. But this is a great help for idiots who whine like a retard who always says "I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY!!!!! !!!".


____Words to others
Its really easy to start a convo. Its the person's fault for not listening to you, not you. You just have to stop with the questions and you need to be sure what you are saying. When I mean you have to know what you are saying, you have to get a certain feeling or emotion.


You need to sound concerned and be a jerk all at the same time. You can be nice but not all the time. Just because we say don't mean a nice guy does not mean you don't become nice at all. When we say these words, we mean it with more details. I act like a jerk to my friends but then I still show that I care and that I'm not a moron who has no feelings.


Respect, belief, trust.

 

[Ballistik]

Hmmm... Jester, you remind me of something once said by Churchhill. "In the mor...." Wait a sec, I'm sorry, that's way out of your league. Lemme bring it down a notch or eight.

U r gay haha fagot

I dunno, just doesn't have the same ring to it...

 

[Oxide]

ok, you can say whatever you want, but i didnt get anything out of reading this post...

 

[Porky]

Originally posted by Ballistik
Hmmm... Jester, you remind me of something once said by Churchhill. "In the mor...." Wait a sec, I'm sorry, that's way out of your league. Lemme bring it down a notch or eight.

U r gay haha fagot

I dunno, just doesn't have the same ring to it...

Hahaha...

 

[Jester]

who wants to make a bet here that these people trying to put down a post i put up for noobs are those that either have long term girlfriends deep infatuations or just simply those i have berated in the past.


ill give you 10 to 1 odds.

 

[wh01987]

who wants to make a bet that your all *****ing like little women becuase you want to look cool to people online that you dont even know... stop womenizing my sanctuary...