"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I absolutely have a sense of humor. That's why I'm here.:crackup:

If you knew me, you'd know that, man with the big penis...err I mean bigjohnson.
I told you to stop with the peeking, dammit. I'm gonna stop wearing dresses around you.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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I just wondering if any of the LSers or anyone else knows which poster over there is the poster formerly known as Wyldfire. I'm thinking it might be Lizzie60.
 

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I just wondering if any of the LSers or anyone else knows which poster over there is the poster formerly known as Wyldfire. I'm thinking it might be Lizzie60.
I was going with TrialByFire simply due to the idiotic name and vitrol she was spewing.

PS -

Liz is pretty hot for an old lady.
 

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I told you to stop with the peeking, dammit. I'm gonna stop wearing dresses around you.
Ok, now that's funny...and believable.:p

I don't remember Wyldfire Keto but I don't think so. I think Lizzie is relatively new on there and is who she says she is. You weren't fooled with that fake avvy were you? You do know what she does for a living part-time don't you?
 

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I was going with TrialByFire simply due to the idiotic name and vitrol she was spewing.

PS -

Liz is pretty hot for an old lady.
I think as bad as Wyldfire was/is even she doesn't hold a candle to the TBF chick. That poster seems like an out and out man-hater :yawn: .
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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You weren't fooled with that fake avvy were you? You do know what she does for a living part-time don't you?
I wouldn't say fooled by the fake avatar, but being my first time there maybe cautiously optimistic? No I don't know what she does part-time. What? This is starting to seem caty and I think I like it :D .
 

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bigjohnson said:
I was going with TrialByFire simply due to the idiotic name and vitrol she was spewing.

PS -

Liz is pretty hot for an old lady.
What do you mean about TBF? She's not Lizzie..not by a long shot...Lizzie is not half the woman TBF is.

Lizzie, hot? :crackup: I guess there's no accounting for taste. And you're saying she's hot based solely on her body? Have you seen her face? Not that fake avatar face but her REAL face?
 

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I wouldn't say fooled by the fake avatar, but being my first time there maybe cautiously optimistic? No I don't know what she does part-time. What? This is starting to seem caty and I think I like it :D .
Ok, well I don't want to sound like a woman or anything and be all catty,..but since you asked.

No, that's not her real picture on the avvy although I think the one in her profile is. She's a part-time prostitute. She also does massages with "happy endings.":up:
 

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I think Lizzie is relatively new on there and is who she says she is. .... You do know what she does for a living part-time don't you?
Umm, god I sort of hope it involves charging by the hour.


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No, that's not her real picture on the avvy although I think the one in her profile is. She's a part-time prostitute. She also does massages with "happy endings.":up:
Yeah baby I knew I liked her. Also if that IS WyldFire .... hahahahaha .... awesome. I'd definately have to see what Canada has to offer.
 

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What do you mean about TBF? She's not Lizzie..not by a long shot...Lizzie is not half the woman TBF is.

Lizzie, hot? :crackup: I guess there's no accounting for taste. And you're saying she's hot based solely on her body? Have you seen her face? Not that fake avatar face but her REAL face?
No I haven;t seen her real face or TBF's either. But feel free to expose away. Juicy gossip and catfights, yay!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Ok, well I don't want to sound like a woman or anything and be all catty,..but since you asked.

No, that's not her real picture on the avvy although I think the one in her profile is. She's a part-time prostitute. She also does massages with "happy endings.":up:

Hmm, Didn't I make a prostitute thread over there in my short time there? You got to come up with juicer stuff than that lol.
 

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No I haven;t seen her real face or TBF's either. But feel free to expose away. Juicy gossip and catfights, yay!
TBF can have any one of you drooling and begging. Hahah. She's gorgeous and smart and very accomplished and educated. She can have any man she wants pretty much...no lie.

Keto, you sure you're not a woman?:crackup:
 

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Tell Lizzie to come over here. Isn't it ironic one of the cooler girls at LS is accused of being a pro lol?
 

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Not sure accused is the right term but yeah, ah, bring her on down.
 

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welcome to the board all newbies!
as soon as everyone else is done with the latest episode of "as my stomach turns"... let's focus all this EXTRA time and energy into picking sunday night's chat topic. please pm them to me.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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ketostix said:
Tell Lizzie to come over here. Isn't it ironic one of the cooler girls at LS is accused of being a pro lol?
It's not surprising at ALL that you'd think that. She caters to men for MONEY. She'll do and say whatever you want her to say. Do you want a prostitute or a real woman? Can you handle a real woman? Ask yourself those questions.
 

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Prostitutes are real women too! They just set the rates in advance.
 

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Not sure accused is the right term but yeah, ah, bring her on down.
You're all such men, bring her on down yourself!:crackup:

Anyway, I didn't "accuse." You're right on that score. It's nothing she didn't reveal herself on LS if you just go back and read her past posts.
 

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Prostitutes are real women too! They just set the rates in advance.
That was hilarious. And men don't have a "price" for being with them, right?
 

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That was hilarious. And men don't have a "price" for being with them, right?
If you call offering to give women half our stuff a price then I guess so, sure.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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