"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Just took a hair follicle drug test...huge job! please help? give advice?

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guys, im sorry to bore you with my problems, but im sorry i have nowhere else to go other then an internet message board.

I just accepted my dream job/career so i had to take a drug test. Did a hair follicle test last night...I took one single puff of marijuana (not even enough to get high or even feel it) about 2 months or so ago...they took about an inch of my hair last night...i never ever smoke weed at all but i am around it 2nd hand wise...any advice or experience with this???

Thank you!!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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you are so going to pass. if you only took ONE puff, even if it does register, it's going to be below the cutoff level.

If I go do one line of coke, just one line, there is a good chance that I can piss tomorrow and pass... but if I could do one line, then lol, it wouldnt' be cocaine now would it?
 

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^^^backbreaker, thanks for the quick response. I've gone on many websites, and i continuously hear that im screwed. Honestly, i can't even remember if i inhaled or not, if i did, it wasn't much at ALL and i definitely didnt' feel it. have you had prior experience with the hair test?
 

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i think with hair follicle tests they are mainly looking for cocaine, heroin and meth.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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i think when they want to know about pot, they make you pee in the cup.
 

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^thats what i thought, but i posted this same topic on another message board, and they are writing back things like "better find a new job" and stuff like that. i mean i dont' even smoke ever! i made one mistake of taking to my lips and now im paying for it cuz im pretty sad over here. Anyways, thanks for help!
 

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Haha dude, they are looking for everything. WTF did you take one puff for? LOL

You should be good to go, but there is always that chance.
 

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You're fine. Most hair test are just for 3 months. One session about 2 months ago (so long as it wasn't a blunt) won't register more then a .001 nanograms of delta nine tetra hycanibol. I've taken more hair test then anyone on this site believe me.
 

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If weed shows up just tell them you were on holiday in Amsterdam a while ago.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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As far as i know hair follicle test can trace it back 6 months, but thats with regular marijuana use(regularly getting toasted several times a week).

I would guess one puff would be out of your system within one month, i really wouldnt worry about it.
 

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From what I know, hair follicle tests pick up alot more history than piss tests. They can tell you for alot longer period and quantity. However if its that minute, you can probably explain your way around it.

If not, then who cares, it wasn't meant to be. Don't spend your valuable energy worrying about something you have no control over. You can't control their reaction to the test results. Focus your energy on positive things in your life.
 

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Levex said:
As far as i know hair follicle test can trace it back 6 months, but thats with regular marijuana use(regularly getting toasted several times a week).
MacAvoy said:
From what I know, hair follicle tests pick up alot more history than piss tests. They can tell you for alot longer period and quantity. However if its that minute, you can probably explain your way around it.
Okay let me clear the air on this one once and for all by explaining exactly how a hair folicule test works.

When drugs are consumed chemicals are imediately released into the blood stream. Your hair and fingernails are two body parts that are both relatively durable and more importantly, constantly growing. The chemicals in your blood are pumped into your hair and fingernails leaving their specific chemical signature in them. After your body has filtered the chemicals out, clean blood resumes flowing to the parts and the chemical mark stops there. Think about what happens to trees in seasons or the strata of the earths crust to date time periods.

Here comes the rationale portion of this. Firstly there are only TWO unbeatable forms of drug test. One is a spinal tap which can show your entire drug history since birth since spinal fluid never replenishish itself. The other is the fingernail test. Unfortunately getting chemical testing done for fingernails is VERY expensive. Few people short of the government are willing to foot the bill for fingernail testing in addition to any other screening process done by most employment centers.

Hair folicule test are virtually unbeatble. There are a few ways to do it however depending on the method used by the medical company to read the signatures, you could out yourself alot of money for nothing. The best way to beat it is to suck it up and stay clean.

Legaly in every state however you can only drug test back three months. Is it possible to test back further? Yes, but only if the hair being tested permits. Remember folicule only pumps in the chemical signatures if the blood is present. It is not like fat cells where the chemical is stored and over time progressively secreted (like a urine test). Your hair only grows about .5 inches a month. Testing for three months is reasonable since a 1.5 inch sample is easy to crop and amost everyone has the 2-500 strands necessary to complete the test accurately. Six, eight, ten months a year two years and beyond is all possible if and only if the subject has hair that can date back that far...so cut you're hair you d@mned hippies! You'll never get a job with those dreads!!
 
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Agree with @backbreaker.
Hair follicles carry THC traces for up to 90 days usually. You should be safe with that one small puff since each company has own "pass level" for these tests and it's not zero
Good luck!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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