"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Just Some Tips I Noticed We Overlook

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Okay, maybe a lot of these have been mentioned before, and there are a lot of great threads. but today, i was out in the mall, and noticed a lot of things i didnt like about guys. a salesman had terrible breath, and didnt notice it, another man was talking with his mouth full, and didnt notice this. So here are some random tips i just decided to whip up and share with everyone:

1. Always have MINTS/Gum, and remember to take them everytime u feel your breath is unfresh. If you take gum, it makes ur mouth feel weird after a while, but mints dont last as long.

2. Have a Kleenex, u never know when you're gonna sneeze, and have boogers coming out of your nose. Nobody likes that. Practice this, because u have to get a kleenex out in time to sneeze so your hands arent all dirty.

3. Have Change in dollars, and Cash in bills. (makes sense, if u want a vending machine, or buy a meal.)

4. Have a pen on you, so u can write that HB's # on your hand. NO PENCIL

5. Recharge Cell phone so your battery doesnt die out.
6. Don't carry wallets anymore. Carry your money in a clip.
7. Deodorant/Cologne. SMELL IS IMPORTANT
8. Get a Hairstyle that is right for you. a good way to experiment a styled haircut without taking a shower is to apply Cream into your hair. (i tried it and it works perfectly)

9. Get other people's opinions. They count more than your own. Sometimes u are blinded.

10. Shave Every morning. AND NIGHT just in case u forget in the morning ;)

11. If you can, i suggest carrying around a TINY bottle of GEL in your car just in case your hair gets ruined by rain/messy.

** In your Backpack
What items u should keep in your backpack:

1. tissue
2. cologne/small gel bottle
3. extra t shirt- u can put in locker/pants
4. drinks/water
5. toothpick. :D

BTW, does anyone know how to not have their feet smell? mine smell after i sweat and my feet get all hot... ;)
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Wow. Creative and Inovative:rolleyes:

First these rules have been mentioned every third day. SENCOND

2. Have a Kleenex, u never know when you're gonna sneeze, and have boogers coming out of your nose. Nobody likes that. Practice this, because u have to get a kleenex out in time to sneeze so your hands arent all dirty.
Klenex fall apart and crumble over time in pokets. Plus you look like that guy with really bad allergies if you got them. If you must get a set of Hankerchief's. Get initials or whatever.

4. Have a pen on you, so u can write that HB's # on your hand. NO PENCIL
WHy no pencil. Ink pens can bust and leak... not pretty unless you wear black. lol. But in seriousness I'm an artist and carry pencil and my moleskin everywhere. Girls arn't going to go 'OH MY, you have a pencil, nevermind, you don't get my

number.'
6. Don't carry wallets anymore. Carry your money in a clip.
I agree But don't I have this neat wallet where instead of having pockets for money it has a money clip in the center with some lether slips for money. Basically its a money clip with the wallet credit card pouch's. People like it.

10. Shave Every morning. AND NIGHT just in case u forget in the morning
what about the unshaved 3 day look. Lots of girls like it?


I like the t-shirt idea. I always was going to do that but never got to it. Just for those days when you wear a stained tee and don't realize it or whatever. Same with pants

For the toothpick my grandpa always carried a samll roll of floss. thought that was smart. works better then toothpicks.

For your feet i recomend looking at the store. there are products for that. Powders and stuff. I heard talcom powder works from someone?
 

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no need to hate maaaaaaaaaan we all brothers here... yeah, well those r just some suggestions, take them for what they are, and if u got any improvements/addons then go ahead and tell us all. we are all open for suggestions.
 

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Don't use a wallet, put money in a clip? WTF? You have to explain your thoughts behind this one to me.

cheers.
f.
 

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okay, the disadvantages of using a wallet overa money clip is that a wallet sort of looks like a bulge in your ass, and can be uncomfortable sometimes. Use a money clip to keep your money in your pocket so it doesnt show that much. It is also easier to take out money as to a wallet because u dont have to flip it open, wait for change, put it in wallet, and back in your pants.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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You know what? I like your ideas. I need to get me a backpack.. and all that stuff. IM gonna get a handkerchief for my pocket and kleenex for my car. And i like the money clip. Not too many people have those, and i think its a little unique compared to wallets. But sadly, im broke... So the money clip will only house one's.... Forget it... im gonna need a change purse instead! :(
 

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WTF are you serious? LOL my friend has his little clip thing and it looks sooooo damn fruity! i cant believe that this kind of tip is in the tip section. You suggest not to carry wallets? ok so where do you want us to put our creditcards and driver licence? in our purse?

Am just picturing my friend with his money clip and i laugh every time he uses it HAHAHA
 

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wow. money clips are waay better to use rather than wallets. You can clip your cards as well. Do it how everyone in Vegas does it. u dont need no fag wallet.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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so far the reasons givin for using a money clip is wallet is fruity lookin and to do like they do in vegas, but seroiusly a wallet is better
 

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u dont need no fag wallet.
I'm stickin to my fag wallet. What if you don't have any bills? You're going to look like a broke ass with a money clip.
 

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well u can always break your twenty's into fives, and carry 100$ in fives. lol. but i still prefer a clip. its not as lumpy i guess. and its easy to take out money, and have easier access to it. If you guys try it out, you will probably like it a lot better.
 
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and a bottle of Jim Beam in your backpack or car for reference.
 

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i tried a money clip today and i dont like everyone seeing how much money i have, and also when u use a membership card or credit card u have to take all the cards out as opposedf to wallet u can just pick it out
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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okay a lot of people got it twisted here.

this is what i do:

I use a money clip, but i put all of my cards in a card holder (its a wallet, but only for cards) i then place it in my overcoat (it wont fit in my pants) so unless u wear an overcoat/jacket dont use just a moneyclip. But if u do wear a jacket/overcoat. by all means use one. that's how i do it
 

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what the hell is wrong with you guys?!?
 
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