"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Just sent a good text message you can send too to good effect!!!

habdragon08

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ME: Hey r u going to Josh's party Friday night im trying to decide whether I want to go or not.

HER: I think so, its gonna be fun!

Me: OK THanks definitely not gonna go now
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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thecurtainfalls

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The popular one right now is "Hey girl I just heard the aliens are coming tonight to abduct all the good looking people... you're safe but I just wanted to say goodbye before I'm gone"

lol
 

amoka

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thecurtainfalls said:
The popular one right now is "Hey girl I just heard the aliens are coming tonight to abduct all the good looking people... you're safe but I just wanted to say goodbye before I'm gone"

lol
This is a good one but it is best sent while drunk.
 
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