1. what is up with all of these "bi" females lately? I swear everywhere you go, every dating site you join or browse, you see these georgeous girls that are, well, "batting for the other team". what is up with all of these 3some fantasies women seem to be having with other women? why not have a 3some with me or any guy for that matter?haha in my opinion, once a girl goes carpet munching, good riddence to her.
2. why does this girl, who wanted absolutely NOTHING to do with me 2 years ago decide to add me on facebook, comment on any new pic i post and every status message i leave? not only that but NOW she wants to hangout? ha! riiiight. i'm glad she turned me down back when i didn't know she was a stalker, saved me alot of trouble. oh and i almost forgot, she's now pregnant with some dudes kid that wants nothing to do with her apparently.haha
3. why do the past 3 girls i've dated, go and get engaged to the next guy they meet? am i really like Dane Cook in that movie with the penguins?haha
4. why do i keep seeing these cute girls around my town with these white trash i live in a trailer and all my tatoos look like they were done in someones garage type of guys? please don't tell me THESE are dj's or "badasses" or whatever you call them. they look like tools to me, but hey i'll give them credit, they do have the girl. i just wanna know how and why?
5. why can't you be nice to some women? i don't mean afc creepy nice, i just mean when a girl you're interested in is sick and you text her "i hope you feel better. can i do anything for you?". apparently i'm too "deep" for her or some ****, that's the word she used. you think i'd get in her pants if i would have said "die *****! die!". i think i'll slap my next g/f around, take her to mcdonalds on special occasions, kick her lap dog and call her mom a *****(sarcasm for those of you who thought i was serious). i bet she'll want to marry me then.haha
6. used to be 5 years ago you could talk to a girl, ask her out, and 80% of the time once you got her on that first date, you had a good chance of ending up as her b/f. nowdays after you jump through several hoops, stand on your head and walk backwards at the same time, she MIGHT give you her number. that doesn't mean you're "in", no now you have to jump through even MORE hoops to get her on a date, all that for her to never call you back or see you again.
vent over....for now.
2. why does this girl, who wanted absolutely NOTHING to do with me 2 years ago decide to add me on facebook, comment on any new pic i post and every status message i leave? not only that but NOW she wants to hangout? ha! riiiight. i'm glad she turned me down back when i didn't know she was a stalker, saved me alot of trouble. oh and i almost forgot, she's now pregnant with some dudes kid that wants nothing to do with her apparently.haha
3. why do the past 3 girls i've dated, go and get engaged to the next guy they meet? am i really like Dane Cook in that movie with the penguins?haha
4. why do i keep seeing these cute girls around my town with these white trash i live in a trailer and all my tatoos look like they were done in someones garage type of guys? please don't tell me THESE are dj's or "badasses" or whatever you call them. they look like tools to me, but hey i'll give them credit, they do have the girl. i just wanna know how and why?
5. why can't you be nice to some women? i don't mean afc creepy nice, i just mean when a girl you're interested in is sick and you text her "i hope you feel better. can i do anything for you?". apparently i'm too "deep" for her or some ****, that's the word she used. you think i'd get in her pants if i would have said "die *****! die!". i think i'll slap my next g/f around, take her to mcdonalds on special occasions, kick her lap dog and call her mom a *****(sarcasm for those of you who thought i was serious). i bet she'll want to marry me then.haha
6. used to be 5 years ago you could talk to a girl, ask her out, and 80% of the time once you got her on that first date, you had a good chance of ending up as her b/f. nowdays after you jump through several hoops, stand on your head and walk backwards at the same time, she MIGHT give you her number. that doesn't mean you're "in", no now you have to jump through even MORE hoops to get her on a date, all that for her to never call you back or see you again.
vent over....for now.
