"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Just In Case You Didn't Know

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Skip 2 the motafvckin lou is BACK BYTCHES!!

And we are leading the movement to bring SEXY BACK! So if you bytches don't wanna get ran over, you betta get your pansy azzes out of the way...because SEXY IS COMING BACK BOYS, and this time....this fvckin time...IT WON'T LEAVE EVER A-GAIN!

:)crackup:, ignore this post. I might get banned for this)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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DarkLight

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Hahahaa... Jokes!
All for the Sexy Movement.
Already been picketing my local establishments.

Markets, CoffeeShops, Etc.... Getting HB's to write their name and number down, so we can do this!

Cheers'
 
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Hey Daddy (see it feels funny callin you that)

I had to come back, skip 2 the motafvckin lou is back! I love quality discussions, and I read some material from guys here from 2003, and the material was awesome. I want those types of discussions to come back, and it was like 75% of the guys here were fvckin cool, not like it is now, where 75% of the guys here are just guys who keep askin the same old damn questions YET never DO ANYTHING IN THE FIELD.
 

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I have a sexy back, Yeah!
I kick my game up a notch, Yeah!
Don't tell me what to do, Yeah!
I'm so bling she thinks I got sexy back!

Haha....wtf me?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Call_Me_Daddy

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DonJuanForever said:
Hey Daddy (see it feels funny callin you that)

I had to come back, skip 2 the motafvckin lou is back! I love quality discussions, and I read some material from guys here from 2003, and the material was awesome. I want those types of discussions to come back, and it was like 75% of the guys here were fvckin cool, not like it is now, where 75% of the guys here are just guys who keep askin the same old damn questions YET never DO ANYTHING IN THE FIELD.
Here's something you might not have realized, but SoSuave is expanding. Back in 2003 it was more like a community with REAL people helping each other.

Now there is an influx of pvssies spreading USELESS advice.

Even yourself and a few dozen of the other quality posters can't cope with all this crap. There's just too many pvssies!!! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!

:nervous:
 
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I know dude, it's so much pvssy on this site my dyck gets hard from reading the replies.
 

KillaCam

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I'm still waiting to be run over.
 

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Heres a suggestion, restrict the board. That is dont allow anymore people to join unless they can prove themselves, but allow the board to be viewed by anyone, just restrict people who can post.
 

Call_Me_Daddy

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Fluffy said:
Heres a suggestion, restrict the board. That is dont allow anymore people to join unless they can prove themselves, but allow the board to be viewed by anyone, just restrict people who can post.
And who's going to have the balls to do that?

Not a change is going to be made. Sounds like a good idea but it's up to the Administrator... and I don't think he really cares.


My prediction: The site is going downhill until all the quality posters leave to another site at which point it will have to be closed, since it will be a complete mess with no direction.

Or its going to get so bad that at some point, someone is going to have to do something. But that won't happen for a LONG time. Cause the administration doesn't really care.


Another suggestion: Only allow those who can prove themselves to post and give advice. But allow regular users access to the boards to read and PM the Quality Posters asking question... but no posting until you are invited by other quality posters like DJF, A-Unit, Latinoman, Rollo... etc.

Or set up a special part of the forum just for the Un-Initiated newbies... kind of like a sandbox.



But again: Who's gonna do anything about it? The people who can make a change WON'T. It's up to the Administrator to start it.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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