"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Just imagine her...erm...just read this!

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hey guys.

This might be a little bit off the wall, but next time you see a smoking hot HB, and have that little fluttery feeling in your stomach (some of us still do), picture her taking a dump, pissing in the shower, or something else that all people do but you try not to think about. This works a treat! Suddenly, she's not so high up on a pedestal. :D
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Jaun_Don

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lol...a good point, just an odd one, yeah I why out them up on a pedestal...a Woman has to be more than beautiful on the outside and so many of them are just caked up in make up, my room mate is really beautiful but she isn't so much inside and the times when we really get on is when she is just kicking it around the house without make up and not bieng a bossy ***** or the working *****.
 
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Believe it or not, there are some messed up in the head perverts that think what you just said was erotic.
 
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lebRambo

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is it really? honestly, i didn't know. but it makes sense that someone else thought of it first. ;)
 
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This is terrible advice. Instead of trying to lower her value in your eyes by imagining her taking a dump or whatever, raise your value in your own eyes by imagining yourself attracting and having sex with her. Or better yet, actually do it.

-Dan
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I find this a good tip. Once this thought enters my mind, I get a surge of confidence.
 
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DonJuanMonk for the win, here :/
Strange effect, that would put me off permanantly.
:p
 
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lol, some girls that I've dated I'm thinking to myself hmm if she's taking a **** or piss that wouldn't look too great it makes them seem less hotter to me lol.
 
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Or.. when you see them, imagine that shes just pooed her pants & shes trying to keep it from everyone by acting cool, & try to imagine seeing this dribbely brown sludge dribbling down her legs & her making continued farting noises.

Have that in your mind when you aproach. If you're still axious or nervous then you're beyond help.

If she acts *****y or rude to your approach, just think "man! she stinks! shes got poo all over her & everyone in the room pitys her. I was doing her a BIG favour by talking to her, & she throws it in my face! i feel sorry for the poor guy that ends up with someone so horrible AND stinks of poo poo".
 
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well, there IS a reason not to shake hands!!! thats what deangelo was saying!!! :crackup:
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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****ty tip no pun intended..........sorry had to say that anywayZ i think it is a good tip so you feel more comfortable and superior around her
 
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