just gotta get some shyt offa my chest

[theonedude]

well, i have a problem

i want to have sex, but i dont even have the balls to seriously talk to a girl about having sex.

soo, i figgered id start a thread here n see if ne1 else has a problem like this n if you did have a problem wut did ya do to fix it.

 

[Sax God]

Don't talk about it, just go for it.

 

[Ace of Spades]

Ahem....well, let's see:

During the Civil War, there was a Union general by the name of General Hooker.....he always had lots of girls following him around. They started to become known as hookers.

Need I say more?

 

[123guy]

There was also a confederate general by the name of Robert E. Lee. He was a southern general who drew his sword because Virgina was attacked.

 

[Ace of Spades]

Please tell me that you understand what I'm trying to hint at with the first post. It's an awful, awful attempt to be funny, but it should be pretty clear what I'm trying to say with it.