"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Just got Layedddd.

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What a Joke,

I accidently came on her when I took off the rubbers. Walked her back to her house about 20minute walk, told me she felt it trickling down her legs. This has been one hell of a joke, kinda reminded me of the comedy-movie ''Trojan War'' I've had trial & tribulation finding - a Condom, so much so that I had to ask my nextdoor neighbor (friend) if he had any. He didn't...

So while this girl is all frisky and horny on my bed, I'm in my closet looking for damn Condoms, to think you always see them there when theres no lay and yet when you get the lay, they're hard to find. Eventually I found them.

Taught me a lesson, to be EQUIPPED REGARDLESS. Even tho this was an unexpected event, I should always be equipped. I was beggining to think she'd get up and leave.

After everything, she started saying ''I hope I'm not pregnant'' and ''I'm going to be calling you're phone up if I am ..haha'' This girl is hoping she's PREGNANT. Shes definetly not, I just took the Condom off whilst I nutted on her cheeks. I was thinking ''Yeah RIGHT! Really?'' Then she wanted to stay over and had the audacity to say ''Was you really going to make me go back home ..at this time?'', her dad is some strict motherfvcker.

I feel soem what dirty also. I always ay I'm going no-sex for a while, but I always go back and do the damn same thing, I feel dirty in terms of ''Hygeine'' not because of that society-wise immoral bullcrap. She had a few spots around her mouth and I wondered why it wasnt on her forehead or anything, I get anxiety Health-attacks everytime I lay one of these chicks!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Congrats on the herpes!
 

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Desert Fox said:
she said "was you...."

red flag.
I don't get it? :wave:

All I'm concerned about now is her calling my phone down making it un-usable. She basically stressed that i need to add her on facebook, she kept up Kino more than me (small punches, friendly slapping, HYPERACTIVE to say the least) that sought of stuff.

Shes' thinking Babies. Not good. Called me her babyfather as a joke on the way back to her's. Asked me if she would ever see me again. I said I might be outside you're college oneday, who knows. Fvck a RED FLAGS dude. I've bailed out.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Relax, she feels slutty for what she did, she's bringing up babies because she hopes to see you again.......Just assure her (if you like her) that you will see her again, don't make her feel like a slut, and she will do it again. Make her feel like what she did was not wrong. She just thinks you will bail.
 

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trent81 said:
Relax, she feels slutty for what she did, she's bringing up babies because she hopes to see you again.......Just assure her (if you like her) that you will see her again, don't make her feel like a slut, and she will do it again. Make her feel like what she did was not wrong. She just thinks you will bail.
Lol dude, I don't even think she feels slutty for it. She went in like a pro, she asked me to do some 'backwards' stuff to her (play with her bvtt/ anal), I just had to keep telling her to turn over, and constantly taking breathers so she wouldn't see. The newly-bred spots around her mouth where really agitating me aswell, ontop of that she wanted to keep kissing. (I won't rate her HB standards), but shes a cute 5'3 brunette with a ponytail, thick thighs, dimples, cute rice grain teeth and apple bvtt. Good sense of fashion too. I dont like her, like that, I'll probably want to keep her for a rainy day tho as she lives close to me. How can I kick it to her like that? She said I was the 5th guy she's slept with, obviously bullsh!t.

But I've noticed the difference in my gaming. Earlier yesterday, I was on the bus with these chicks, I went and sat down right in the middle of two talking chicks of around 7 of them they where all gobbsmacked. Asked me if I knew them, and I said I just saw a public seat and sat down, got the laughs and smiles. Was more of a Cold Approach than anything, with this lay tho, I haven't seen a girl so talkative in my life, her herself said ''I don't know why I'm so talkative today, I'm so happy''. I think she thinks where dating now.
 

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I think she was on coke first of all. Second, she has herpes type one. Good luck with that. Third, you are the 25th guy not the 5th. The only way to keep her on the side is to be casual. NO DATES. Just drinks, drugs, and fuvking. She likes it in the ass, so give it to her. Wrap up, she's a neighborhood *****...........
 

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You're probably a carrier of herpes yourself. Most people are, so there's no need to worry about it.
 

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LMFAO!!!

Nah Dude, she hasn't got any Herpes Simplex, she just had some new case acne appearing. Its the first time I've ever seen her in my area, I would've known if she was the local train. She moved here about 4 years ago. I know who her brother is and he's a hard nut, wouldn't allow her being a ***** in his household, shes just a freaky slvt when required. I'm not going to act like I know her in-and-out, but shes definetly not innocent.

LOL not everybody snorts that sh!t trent! or puts it on there wang and buttfvcks chicks. Oh yeah i did wrap up! of course! as much as I hate condoms, I just took the rubs off whilst I nutted over her.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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