"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Just got dumped by my gf for getting caught reading SS

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Married Buried said:
She's a party girl with tattoos... that alone tells me she has banged 3 towns... it's why she left you, she is addicted to strange ****.
I got to know her. She isn't like that. I feel like **** tho I hope she's happy with whoever she ends up with if she don't take me back
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Lostinlove said:
I got to know her. She isn't like that. I feel like **** tho I hope she's happy with whoever she ends up with if she don't take me back

How is she not like that.. you said she is already on POF immediately after she left you. What is on POF... she had 50 emails in 10 minutes and will be banging a strange **** by tomorrow. Don't contact her but I know you will, we all have. I have done it so much I am numb to it now. My wife left because of all my crap and I don't care anymore. Let them go, who the **** cares? As soon as I stopped contacting a few days she called. She will get no answer.

I'm trading her in for a younger model, 25.
 

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Poor troll effort. 0/10.
 

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My last gf saw me on here asked what the site is. I told her its a site to help men like me who are too big of azzh0les to their gfs and want to be nicer men. She Bought it at the time but later after we broke up said "you lied about that site that's not what it is". Oooooooops. I do think its hysterical how women react to this stuff. Its as if we have gotton our hands on the combo to their safe with their life savings in it
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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You guys were right! **** that *****!! I dont give a **** if she reads this!!!

I looked on her facebook page and shes got a bunch of pictures with some black dude hugging her and her hugging him and it says in a relationship

i shouldve known the ***** was a cheating *****!! and shes got her online dating account still there!

****ing ****** lover!!! dumb ****!! im done rant over!!!!
 

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jimmy18 said:
She dumped you.

You have 2 options:
(1) have some dignity and find a new girl
or
(2) beg for her back, which will only drive her further away and delay (1)

The choice is yours
Read this again and go improve yourself! God damn! Stop putting up with torture to get a girl! Men who do are pathetic.

Some threads are better looking when closed. This is one of them.

So be it.
 
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