Just found my new tag line

[stevera004]

"Falling in love," he said, "is basically a process where both sides feel they're getting a good deal."

 

[Ars Amoris]

How about "A woman is like a parachute, useless unless its opened":crackup:

 

[Wyldfire]

Men are like anal intercourse with maximum penetration and minimal lubrication...

A Pain in the Ass

 

[Ars Amoris]

A man needs a woman like a fish needs a bicycle.

 

[cave dweller]

over.......

Here is a couple:


"When it is over it is over."

also,

"It ain't over until it is over."

cave dweller

 

[BigDawg]

my two coins in the coffer:

Women, you can't live with 'em, and you can't have heterosexual sex without 'em.