"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Just Dogged It

pokerlife

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Sup guys me and my buddy just left the local pool hall.. We were buzzing pretty good and stop at 7-eleven so he can get some smokes. I stay in the car and out of no where a car rolls up to my right..
I roll down my window and its 2chicks and a guy. The other chick and the guy get out and go in the store. The driver looks over at me and smiles so i ask her how her night was. She says they have been drinking all night and they were going back to that guys house to hang out. So i ask her how many others were hanging out with them and she says just them 3. She was ok looking about a strong 6. She tells me her name is NIK so i joke with her telling her that she has a guys name,. Then i ask what are yall about to do she says go back to the house and drink.. MY DUMBAZZ says well take my number and give me a call monday when your sober. I MEAN WTF WAS I THINKING!!!! She puts my number in her phone and drives off. My buddy says so what was the driver gona do all night while the other girl and that guy drank all night... Im like mothafuker she gave me an open invitation and i completly missed it.. JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!! Now im home hoping she calls soon lol./.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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mintxx

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Hey man you did your best, I can't think of a better option in that situation really. Like I could, but not in the 10 secs you had. Who knows, maybe she'll call you, unlikely but possible.
 
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