"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Just a off subject good news post.

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I was out the door going to have some fun, than checked my e-mail one last time before I went.

I got a e-mail from an A&R Rep From Independent Artists Company. They have a online sight and are starting a 2 million listener radio station. He said he got my music and wants me be on.

It's not a Record deal, and to be honost there never will be a record deal (just for fun). But hella cool non the less.

Had to post.

if you want to check out the songs here is the link.

They are old and some could be the anthem for AFC's :D

anyway night is calling.

PCZ 'N BEATS
DJ ZEROCELCIUS

Oh I have music on that sight under zerocelcius too
just go to the search and type Zerocelcius or M:Mortal
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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this isn't spam.

If you don't want to check it out than don't. I know it isn't a domestic violence commercial to laugh at, but it could be somthing sombody is into.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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If you know it's off-topic (and by putting that in the title you obviously did), you should know enough to put it in Anything Else... :rolleyes:

Moved to AE.
 
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