"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Can any guys relate to the movie Juno? Does a hot girl like Juno sleep with a guy like that because she's bored? Just seems a little too easy to me because I remember when I was in high school the girls usually told me where to go...

I guess its possible because girls are about how you make them feel, but I just think that girl is too hot to sleep with a regular guy.

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Joey: I do not love Hugsy. I like him a normal amount.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Wow, that movie was totally lost on you.
 
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Yes, I agree this could occur in real life but only for the reason that the girl doesn't have anyone in her life. If there isn't anyone in there life, there is probably a reason.
 
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Think about personality with each of them instead of looks. That's the connnection that kept them together.
 
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Is this movie about how stupid guys are and how with it and intelligent the young women of today are?

There was a time when I saw all these top ten-list movies. I'm out of it. All I watch now is explosions and gunfire.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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reset said:
There was a time when I saw all these top ten-list movies. I'm out of it. All I watch now is explosions and gunfire.
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Do you mean actual explosions and gunfire? Where do you live reset?
 
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Ha ha! Iraq man, you know that. The war-zone. Just kidding.
 
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