Judge my "myspace" technique, am I doing good?

[aztec300zx]

I am using the Joseph Mathews technique, just wanted to see about how you guys think I am doing with it.........

Obviously the convo reads from bottom to top, tell me what you think...

Damn, starting to get pissy!?

I could never have a relationship with a girl like you...you know why?

Because you'd always fight, fight, fight, make up, then want to have hot steamy wild sex, then take a shower, and then fight some more, and I cant take that kind of emotional battling.

And only wanting me to come in to "help you have a good time". I'm starting to think you would just use me for sex, thats not right?!

If you really want me to stop being a **** to you I can, but thats how this whole convo started. It's all in good fun though..... hickchick

BTW again, you never answered the last two times I asked, shower or bath? You sound like a wild girl, I actually am starting to enjoy you.

Ry



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Lindsey
Date: Feb 5, 2006 10:53 PM

u don't have to let me win baby! i don't care who wins....as long as it's you who plays with me! and my family is not AMISH......hello! i've dated city boys before.....and my curfew is not 7:00...... i don't have a curfew.......and it's not like i live on the little house on the prairie....i live like 20 minutes from Evansville which is a fairly large city............. I would appreciate it if you stop making fun of my upbringing......cuz darling i know how to have a good time.........but i could always use a few tips.......that's where you come in.


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Ryan
Date: Feb 5, 2006 10:40 PM

I can give you a quick tutorial on the flag football, that would not be a problem. I'll give you all the tips and special plays you want too. Reason being because I will throw the game and let you win, because your a old school type girl who was brought up by both of her parents probably and led to believe that guys should let girls win anytime they play a sport.

Also your parents probably told you not to hang out with guys like me either, unless I own a John Deere, or ride a horse to pick you up, I doubt they would let you leave the house, and your curfew is probably still like 7pm on a school nite anyways I'm guessing

The country is fun, but once you get older you will realize that living in the town, might cost a little bit more but its worth it. You dont live in town, pick up your date and take her to the country, atleast not in these territories?

Seriously though, shower or bath?


Ry





----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Lindsey
Date: Feb 5, 2006 10:33 PM

yes, darling i judge dirt- and it's so much fun.and i don't necessarily like to live on a farm either.....but i love the country....and don't care for the city. and i love the FFA- it's definitely my favorite part about high school. i'm the sexy country girl though- the kind that make short skirts, cowboy boots, and a cowboy hat look good .... and, flag football might be ok.......i'm not that good though.....would you care to show me a couple of moves..... give me a quick tutorial. then we can go and get as sweaty as you want.....and then shower!



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Ryan
Date: Feb 5, 2006 10:23 PM

I dont really enjoy the mud that much, might have to skip out on that. Definetly could save the shower part though, thats a plus. Instead of getting muddy, I would much rather get sweaty with a strenous activity, got any ideas? I was thinking flag football? That way you wouldnt get hurt, and I know Indiana has huge fans of football, during the regular season atleast

But seriously? You judge dirt? I lived on a farm for 2 yrs of my life, owned a four wheeler/dirt bike/go cart, but its not really the times I look back upon on and enjoy. I'm more of a city boy, I've dated girls in FFA. Plus, if you know how to milk cows, thats a plus. I dont own a cow, but..........


Ry



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Lindsey
Date: Feb 5, 2006 10:18 PM

hmm........so are you making fun of me for growing up on a farm, and milking cows, and being in the FFA, and judging dirt? ...ur not very nice to me............just give it a shot though.......being dirty is fun........and hmm....games.........let's see.........we could mud wrestle...ever done that before? it's lots of fun! the shower afterward could be pretty fun too! so do i have your attention now?!?! is that good enough for ya........



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Ryan
Date: Feb 5, 2006 10:08 PM

Wow, they build the girls a hell of a lot diffrent east of me in Indiana don't they? I'm not a dirt kind of guy, I don't own a 4x4 and usually not attracted to "Country Girls" like you.

But sure, I'll play in the dirt with you. I can tell your the type of girl that likes to play dirty though, so rules are going to have to be set.

BTW- What kind of "games" do you play in the dirt? This convo's gettin interesting, I think I'm actually starting to enjoy it, how about yourself?

Ry



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Lindsey
Date: Feb 5, 2006 8:41 PM

hmm.....fine I'll play you're little game.....ok darling, hmm, do you like to play in the dirt? cuz i love gettin down and dirty...hehe. i actually won a trip to oklahoma to play in and judge their dirt! wanna come play in the dirt with me. how is that for ya......unique enough.



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Ryan
Date: Feb 5, 2006 7:51 PM

Instead of me replying to this message . I would just suggest you reading my profile page. It has a section entitled "About Me" , pretty cool idea, I decided to add an "About Me" part instead of 3 pictures of me without my shirt on, like 99% of the other people on here.

I could tell you all about myself, but then I would have to send like 20 other girls a message per day that answers the same question. You need to be unique....... ask me a question that I dont get 20 times a day, try again!

Ryan



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Lindsey
Date: Feb 5, 2006 6:59 PM

thanks buddy, i'm glad you like my name.......lol.....so where do you work that's so much better than mcdonalds anyways??? and by the way darling.......i'm pretty sure you're far from modest! so why don't you tell me about yourself?


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Ryan
Date: Feb 5, 2006 6:15 PM

to each their own, I would never name my kid that. That name is horrendous!

Ry









































































































































BTW- I was just kiddin you about your name, your not the only girl named Lindsey in the world




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Lindsey
Date: Feb 5, 2006 3:35 PM

why would you say that my parents were cruel for naming me Lindsey. i happen to like my name.



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Ryan
Date: Feb 5, 2006 1:45 AM

Hey little miss Lindsey,

Either you're using that name to hide from the police, or your parent's were awful cruel to you. Anyway, you've probably gotten a few dozen e-mails from losers who are freshly divorced from their 8th wife, have five bratty kids, a sexy picture of an overly-hairy back on their profile, and who just got promoted to flipping burgers at Mcdonalds. Either that, or you're being hit on by the geriatrics who discovered the Internet and Metamucil at the same time and are feeling as virile as a twenty year old.

Well, I'm not oging to spend too much time talking about myself but I'm a good looking, nice body, funny, exciting, adventerous, cool, a real man's man-- the kind of man other men want to be, and women want to be with! But most of all, out of everything , my best trait......I'm modest

So if your looking to further your career at Mcdonalds, or think that Liver Spots are really, really hot, then I'm not the guy for you. But if you want to meet up and have a great time and some great conversation, then we should get together. If you think you can handle it, that is!

Talk soon,


Ry

 

[coolguy676767]

This is quite an interesting convo you got going on with this girl. But just make sure you dont all of a sudden cave into being an AFC and actually get all excited, keep her interest up.

 

[stubbornlights]

nicely done, but it'd be so much better if it was a real-time convo. I just think person-person skills without machines is a much better way to improve. But still, for what you have, you're doing quite good. The hard part will be making sure you're that witty and non-AFC if you ever meet her in person.

Keep us posted