"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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jokes seem to be lame

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I seem to lose girls because of my jokes. For example,

Q: Have you heard about the world's largest Ice Chest?
A: It was so big that there wag a hockey game going on in it! (Dumb-ass joke)

I wonder what makes for a funny joke? Case-and-Point: If you watch Chappelle's Show on Comedy Central, 99.99% of his jokes are funny. Sometimes, I try to be original, but the joke comes out lame in the end. This seems to be where I fail to get a girl.:( What do you think I should do to improve my jokes? Or should I not tell jokes at all?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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TillTheEndOfTime

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Originally posted by nismo-4
I seem to lose girls because of my jokes. For example,

Q: Have you heard about the world's largest Ice Chest?
A: It was so big that there wag a hockey game going on in it! (Dumb-ass joke)

I wonder what makes for a funny joke? Case-and-Point: If you watch Chappelle's Show on Comedy Central, 99.99% of his jokes are funny. Sometimes, I try to be original, but the joke comes out lame in the end. This seems to be where I fail to get a girl.:( What do you think I should do to improve my jokes? Or should I not tell jokes at all?
You don't need a stand up act to pick up girls. The 'jokes' you should tell, should be about things related to something around you, or what she said. You don't got to think up a routine for a girl. However, nobody says you HAVE to tell jokes.
 

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That's not a joke. That's an abomination of humor. Maybe it would have been a bit funnier if it weren't in such a cliched joke format.

There are books on humor. Look them up on amazon.com. Also, watch lots and lots of standup on tv.
 

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Originally posted by nismo-4
I seem to lose girls because of my jokes. For example,

Q: Have you heard about the world's largest Ice Chest?
A: It was so big that there wag a hockey game going on in it! (Dumb-ass joke)
Stay away from the comedy. Maybe become a rapist or something.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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A hockey game? Midgets sneeze funnier than that.
 

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Have you not learned anything? You don't tell jokes.

To be funny with women you can't do set piece proper jokes, it has be one liner type stuff that comes out of situations you are in or in response to something someone says.

Not only is this natural it's easier because you only do it sparingly as and when. Declaring a joke, it really does have to be funny otherwise you look a sap.

I suspect it's far more than the jokes that are letting you down, sorry bud.
 

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Humor comes from the juxtaposition of two things that are not commonly put together...

such as a compliment and an insult

"nice tie", vs.

"nice tie, f.uckface!" said with a big smile...
it's important to have the smile while you do this, because if you say it and you look like you're insulting them, it seems more like an insult

humor is not always about teasing either...

something as simple as this (from dumb and dumber)

in front of the chick, watch a couple walk down the street, and then turn to her and say...
"damn, did you see that a.ss?.... he must work out." said SIMPLE, not like you're telling a joke... a little smirk is acceptable of course


now go out there and be funny, f.uckface :)
 

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LOL ,i'm gonna use the "that guy must work out", that is key.

Observational humour is the key. That and sexual innuendo after you've built up some rapport with the girl
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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if that's what you say to girls to make them laugh.. no wonder they leave you

lol i'd laugh my a$$ off all the way out the door
 
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