"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Join The National Guard And Have Sex With 16 Year Olds!

sparky0000

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Or so it appears was the case with two of America's finest.

http://www.buffalonews.com/editorial/20070210/5031552.asp

BTW, 16 year olds are legal in South Carolina. Booze, sex, watching sex, cheap motel rooms, high school students, military, coaches...America definitely kicks some serious a$$ :rockon: Here I always thought that America was the most boring spot on earth.

This beats the story about the South Carolina mother pimping her 15 year old daughter. Damn, the Moldovans don't even do that.
http://www.thetandd.com/articles/2007/02/10/ap-state-sc/d8n6ilf00.txt

South Carolina is on THE MAP!!!! Two for Two. I always wondered why it was called DA DIRTY SOUTH.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Yeah no doubt - we're about to bomb Iran and kick off World War III and people are worried about Anna Nicole and this type of shyt.
 

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South Carolina hasn't been on the map since the Civil War.

Which they LOST!
 

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I know in nevada its 16 also.... and in SC i think its 15... i looked them all up... can never be too sure.
 

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damn bro
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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