Mr. Unique
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Johnny Damon plays for the redsox, hes a baseball player thats all I know about him
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Johnny Damon???
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Paintballguy
Master Don Juan
Well Johnny Damon used to play for the Red Sox and was one of the faces of the franchise. He was a free agent and went to the New York Yankees which are the arch enemies of the Red Sox. So that should explain it.
Here's what's going on for those of you who don't know. Johnny Damon played for the Red Sox. The Red Sox "rivals" are the New York Yankees. The Red Sox fans hate the Yankees players and fans and vice versa. That's just a little background for all of you.
Johnny Damon was traded to the Yankees last week. The Yankees fans hated Damon when he played for the Red Sox, while the Red Sox fans loved him because he was a vital part of the Red Sox organization. Now those feelings are reversed because Johnny is a Yankee.
To sum it all up, all of Boston hates Johnny Damon for betraying them and signing with the Yankees.
Johnny Damon was traded to the Yankees last week. The Yankees fans hated Damon when he played for the Red Sox, while the Red Sox fans loved him because he was a vital part of the Red Sox organization. Now those feelings are reversed because Johnny is a Yankee.
To sum it all up, all of Boston hates Johnny Damon for betraying them and signing with the Yankees.
mahon83050
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Well, Since I have lived in both New Jersey and Mass, I can see both sides.
Redsox fans hate the Yankees more than vice versa. I think this stems from jealousy that the Yankee organization has had so much more success than the Redsox.
I personally cannot stand Redsox fans and depise players Wells, Schilling, Manny and Trot Nixon.
Redsox fans hate the Yankees more than they like their own team, which is quite sad.
As far as Damon being hated by Yankee fans, I do not know if that is too accurate. Yankees fans disliked those Redsox players who got all over A-Rod (Damon was not a part of that).
Redsox fans hate the Yankees more than vice versa. I think this stems from jealousy that the Yankee organization has had so much more success than the Redsox.
I personally cannot stand Redsox fans and depise players Wells, Schilling, Manny and Trot Nixon.
Redsox fans hate the Yankees more than they like their own team, which is quite sad.
As far as Damon being hated by Yankee fans, I do not know if that is too accurate. Yankees fans disliked those Redsox players who got all over A-Rod (Damon was not a part of that).
Paintballguy
Master Don Juan
I just plain hate the Redsox and Yankees. They both can suck it for all I care.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
StrangeButTrue
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Adding to the feeling of betrayal is that, IIRC, Johnny Damon once said "I'd never sign with the Yankees."
Apparently, Johnny Damon likes putting the Yankees' money where his mouth is.
Apparently, Johnny Damon likes putting the Yankees' money where his mouth is.