"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
John Titor: Fraud or Time Traveler?
- Thread starter Epic
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Ever onward
Master Don Juan
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If you agree with Einstein and physics, time and space are all the same.
You can bend time as you can bend space.
Worm holes will take you through space, black holes could possibly take you through time, into an alternative Universe.
There is also the theory that our Universe is actually rotating (as all things in the Universe are rotating) and this theory would entirely throw out our understanding of physics, it would also help explain things such as "dark matter" and our inability to understand the mass of galaxies.
I personally beleive both time and space travel are possible though this dude is a hoax. The human brain might not be ever able to understand it and our dimensions of 3D might severely limit us!
You can bend time as you can bend space.
Worm holes will take you through space, black holes could possibly take you through time, into an alternative Universe.
There is also the theory that our Universe is actually rotating (as all things in the Universe are rotating) and this theory would entirely throw out our understanding of physics, it would also help explain things such as "dark matter" and our inability to understand the mass of galaxies.
I personally beleive both time and space travel are possible though this dude is a hoax. The human brain might not be ever able to understand it and our dimensions of 3D might severely limit us!
I am the demonic presence whose origins can be known only by knowing yourselves. I reside in the darkest recesses of the mind. I am the embodiment of all that is evil and true. I am not from the future. I am your future. Before me you shall kneel, blessed by the flames that rage within my blackened heart.
bigjohnson
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He claims all futures are already in existence. Did you read his stuff at all? He's a wank, his predictions failed to come true and he went off the air. Somewhere a retired IBM engineer is laughing his ass off at you.PiHiPlaya said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
The Sperminator
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If you believe he is from the future you are an idiot. None of his answers are detailed. Just a broad answer that anyone can give. Not only that his broad answers didn't even happen. If he is from the future why isn't he rich and if he is from the government he would of been killed for giving out this info. Also why doesn't he stop 9/11 or win the lotto? Don't give me that crap that he doesn't want to change the future. By even talking about the future or things in the future you are already changing it. He wouldn't even give out hints.
bigjohnson
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According to the person posting as Titor, the "Everett-Wheeler model of quantum physics" is correct, meaning every viable quantum state is not only possible but inevitable, thus ALL possible futures already exist, thus HE CANNOT CHANGE ANYTHING.The Sperminator said:
At least read up on the guy.
time traveler_003
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As always, my thanks go out to everyone who has followed along but all good things must come to an end. My name is Michael and I am John Titor.
I am the star of the now infamous John Titor movie that No one has seen. In this interview I talk about how I became involved in the Titor saga, what life was like as John Titor, and of course, the identity of John Titor. This preview clip is a part of a small documentary I helped make where I finally blow the lid off the Titor saga and reveal everything. This will be my final posting on this topic.
Farewell,
John Titor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuCcExLUx_8
I am the star of the now infamous John Titor movie that No one has seen. In this interview I talk about how I became involved in the Titor saga, what life was like as John Titor, and of course, the identity of John Titor. This preview clip is a part of a small documentary I helped make where I finally blow the lid off the Titor saga and reveal everything. This will be my final posting on this topic.
Farewell,
John Titor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuCcExLUx_8
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Nexus Polaris
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Thanks for clearing that up, John.
FireOnTheMountain
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Hello John. What secrets for picking up girls can you share from the future?
I have avoided commenting in this thread for seven years, because, quite frankly, it's the dumbest thread in history. Titor is so clearly fraudulent that it would take a two year old child to believe him. But I noticed there's one scientific issue at the very beginning of this epic thread which categorically invalidates the entire enchilada.
Time travel from 2039, 20390, 203900, or any other future date, to now or the past, is impossible because it's currently impossible now. Epic stated, "I'm not going to say that it's impossible, because I believe that there are some things out there that are beyond our understanding based on our current knowledge of science." But if you were to create a wormhole, slinging it far into space and looping it back around to earth, as required, you could only travel back in time to the original creation of the wormhole, since entropy cannot be reversed. (For the sake of simplicity I'm also neglecting to mention the reasons why a wormhole cannot feasibly be created or safely used.) And so since current understanding and knowledge of science says traveling back in time is impossible, and since no wormholes have ever been created, it's impossible for any future innovations in science to produce a time traveler back to this time.
Time travel from 2039, 20390, 203900, or any other future date, to now or the past, is impossible because it's currently impossible now. Epic stated, "I'm not going to say that it's impossible, because I believe that there are some things out there that are beyond our understanding based on our current knowledge of science." But if you were to create a wormhole, slinging it far into space and looping it back around to earth, as required, you could only travel back in time to the original creation of the wormhole, since entropy cannot be reversed. (For the sake of simplicity I'm also neglecting to mention the reasons why a wormhole cannot feasibly be created or safely used.) And so since current understanding and knowledge of science says traveling back in time is impossible, and since no wormholes have ever been created, it's impossible for any future innovations in science to produce a time traveler back to this time.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.