Yotsuya-san
Senior Don Juan
He must be a Prydonian.
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
John Titor: Fraud or Time Traveler?
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
TheGothicCowboy
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lol. that's because he was afraid arnold schwartzennegger would go back in time after his mother before he was born, followed by an assault on his team self by a liquid-metal robot.
in any case, while sceptical, i'll sit and wait to find out whether or not this **** comes true. if so, i'm not all that excited. if this supposed war ever comes to pass, most of us here are subject to be sent out there. bummer eh?
time traveler_003
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Greetings citizens of 2004,
I apologize for not posting in such a long time. My team has been very busy lately completing the mission on behalf of Temporal Recon from the year 2039.
In a few days as part of my individual mission I will be traveling to Kissimee Florida to meet with the president and officials of the Time Travel Institute to notify them of John Titors death. In Johns will one of his last wishes was to notify the members of the institute that he made contact with of his death.
Our mission will complete on or around December 30th of this year. Then it will be time for us to leave your worldline.
Before we leave I will have the president of the Time Travel Institute videotape our departure for the entire world to see as the final proof of our existance. The video will be sent to scientists currently working on Time Travel Theory at the pentagon. It will also be downloadable from the TTI website.
-I will remain in contact.
I apologize for not posting in such a long time. My team has been very busy lately completing the mission on behalf of Temporal Recon from the year 2039.
In a few days as part of my individual mission I will be traveling to Kissimee Florida to meet with the president and officials of the Time Travel Institute to notify them of John Titors death. In Johns will one of his last wishes was to notify the members of the institute that he made contact with of his death.
Our mission will complete on or around December 30th of this year. Then it will be time for us to leave your worldline.
Before we leave I will have the president of the Time Travel Institute videotape our departure for the entire world to see as the final proof of our existance. The video will be sent to scientists currently working on Time Travel Theory at the pentagon. It will also be downloadable from the TTI website.
-I will remain in contact.
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
Why do you waste your time coming up with this crap time traveler_003? Go away troll.
time traveler_003
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Soon you will all look upon the proof.
Do you still doubt my prediction of the draft even though 100 american troops are dying in Iraq every month and Spain has pulled out? How do you think the US govt. can maintain these casualty rates?
Are you surprised that the White House is warning of a potential terrorist attack around election time? Could this be the same terror threat that I predicted in a previous post over a month ago? Has my prediction come true and you're still not willing to admit it because the truth scares you so much?
Do you still doubt my prediction of the draft even though 100 american troops are dying in Iraq every month and Spain has pulled out? How do you think the US govt. can maintain these casualty rates?
Are you surprised that the White House is warning of a potential terrorist attack around election time? Could this be the same terror threat that I predicted in a previous post over a month ago? Has my prediction come true and you're still not willing to admit it because the truth scares you so much?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Evil-Rom
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LOL time traveler_003, Got Life?
I guess people in the future still have trouble with women.
I guess people in the future still have trouble with women.
Oh no! He predicted there's going to be a draft for the war in Iraq! He's the messiah! He's from the future!
Moron, you're just looking at trends and then throwing crap out. Try making a prediction that will take us all by surprise. I'm not a time traveler from the future if I tell people things that they already know.
Hey, did you know that in the next year millions of people will go hungry? Ooooo, I'm a time traveler. WHhooaoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
By the way, Spain is pulling out 1300 troops from the 125,000+ we have over there. That isn't a huge number.
Moron, you're just looking at trends and then throwing crap out. Try making a prediction that will take us all by surprise. I'm not a time traveler from the future if I tell people things that they already know.
Hey, did you know that in the next year millions of people will go hungry? Ooooo, I'm a time traveler. WHhooaoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
By the way, Spain is pulling out 1300 troops from the 125,000+ we have over there. That isn't a huge number.
time traveler_003
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The Mars rovers will discover the element Lunarium.
Pope John Paul will be dead within the next year.
The Iraq war will be lost. Iraq will fall into 4 years of civil war and chaos with the Islamic Revolution gaining control of the country. Iraq becomes an Iranian puppet state.
I will be happy to answer any other questions you may have about the future as long as the information your seeking isn't classified.
Pope John Paul will be dead within the next year.
The Iraq war will be lost. Iraq will fall into 4 years of civil war and chaos with the Islamic Revolution gaining control of the country. Iraq becomes an Iranian puppet state.
I will be happy to answer any other questions you may have about the future as long as the information your seeking isn't classified.
DrMetallica
Master Don Juan
Who wins the presidential election in 2004?
time traveler_003 There's no elements left to discover. It's a funny thing how elements work. you know the addition of a proton and a electron. Every element has been found or made up til the radioactive elements.
Nothing past that would last on Mars
Nothing past that would last on Mars
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
Answer me this time traveler_003. Why would a time traveler visit a website on seducing women and spout off predictions in it's anything else forum as opposed to a more relevant message board?
time traveler_003
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Since I have received dozens of private messages from users on this site I will answer all your questions here. Please read:
Yes we discover lunarium on Mars. In 2039 we have 10 more elements than you do now.
I found this site after visiting another site. I only post with those who are interested in speaking with me. I do not care about the topics in the other areas of your forum.
It was islamic radicals that hit big ben. they steal a small private plane and crash it into big ben. Britain then gets hit by another terrorist attack 3 months later .
No, I was not born in england.
Hovocars do not exist .
We still have electricity and gas.
The average computer is much smaller than the ones that you have now and has a memory of around 250 terabytes.
The outcome of the coming election is classified.
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I received my Masters Degree in History from the University of South Florida and I work as a Chrono Historian for Temporal Recon 2039.
We do not try to bring back people who are dead.
We travel because man is always curious and always needs to explore.
The government will not send a mechanic to do a historians work. There are eleven others in my unit.
I enjoy classical music but I find opera to be rather boring sorry.
HIV and cancer still exist.
Yes, we have nuclear fusion. But no, we don't use it as an energy source. The conditions can only be currently created under immence heat -
Yes we discover lunarium on Mars. In 2039 we have 10 more elements than you do now.
I found this site after visiting another site. I only post with those who are interested in speaking with me. I do not care about the topics in the other areas of your forum.
It was islamic radicals that hit big ben. they steal a small private plane and crash it into big ben. Britain then gets hit by another terrorist attack 3 months later .
No, I was not born in england.
Hovocars do not exist .
We still have electricity and gas.
The average computer is much smaller than the ones that you have now and has a memory of around 250 terabytes.
The outcome of the coming election is classified.
.
I received my Masters Degree in History from the University of South Florida and I work as a Chrono Historian for Temporal Recon 2039.
We do not try to bring back people who are dead.
We travel because man is always curious and always needs to explore.
The government will not send a mechanic to do a historians work. There are eleven others in my unit.
I enjoy classical music but I find opera to be rather boring sorry.
HIV and cancer still exist.
Yes, we have nuclear fusion. But no, we don't use it as an energy source. The conditions can only be currently created under immence heat -
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The Bad Ass Canadian
Master Don Juan
lol
I could believe the John titor stuff enough to be at least a bit intrigued, but to have another person from the future suddenly begin posting on these boards?
gimme a break.
lol
I could believe the John titor stuff enough to be at least a bit intrigued, but to have another person from the future suddenly begin posting on these boards?
gimme a break.
lol
With computers that advanced...explain to me why Johnny T was sent back in time to get an ancient computer?
And any elements with more subatomic particles than the ones we already have now or so unstable they last only a fraction of a second.
Atratus
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Hi time traveler, good to hear from you again.
How did the mission with Simon go? What i remember is that you had to leave for a while to complete that mission. I hope it was succesful?
I have a question about these modern miniature tracking devices. I recall that you said that in the future they could track you by putting tracking devices in money among other things. You must have heard about the RFID chips that are seeing more and more use today. There are many links about it at this page:
http://www.rense.com/Datapages/RFIData.html
So what will happen? I vaguely recall you mentioning that it will blow over, but i'm not sure. I hope so.
Also, many thanks! for your accounts of future events. I don't find them too vague at all.
How did the mission with Simon go? What i remember is that you had to leave for a while to complete that mission. I hope it was succesful?
I have a question about these modern miniature tracking devices. I recall that you said that in the future they could track you by putting tracking devices in money among other things. You must have heard about the RFID chips that are seeing more and more use today. There are many links about it at this page:
http://www.rense.com/Datapages/RFIData.html
So what will happen? I vaguely recall you mentioning that it will blow over, but i'm not sure. I hope so.
Also, many thanks! for your accounts of future events. I don't find them too vague at all.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
okay... since u're coming from the future......
so tell me... what the UEFA Champions League results gonna be??
who's the winner and what's the score
and tell me which 3 teams in the English Premier League will be relegated and with what points?
dont tell me it's classified
answer them, mr time traveler
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That's because my Panopticon agents got to this particular reality deviant and have replaced him with a clone loyal to us. I see he's on this thread again spreading the disinformation we have instructed him to. Glad to see things panning out.
This is the Technocracy signing off...
elvis aint dead yet
Senior Don Juan
Why bother wasting your time with this guy.
He makes stupid predictions and if they don't come true, wow, he wont' be around to explain himself.
And his predictions are like a guy who says, IT'll RAIN IN APRIL.
WOw, what a prediction.
He makes stupid predictions and if they don't come true, wow, he wont' be around to explain himself.
And his predictions are like a guy who says, IT'll RAIN IN APRIL.
WOw, what a prediction.
Atratus
Don Juan
Elvis aint dead yet:
Why would i want this guy to answer for his predictions?
The reason why i spend time checking his predictions is because i don't think they're stupid. Sure it bugs me that i can't figure out wether he's making them based on evidence available today or wether he's really from the future.
But that's not what's important to me. What is important to me is the truth and a good life for those whom i care for.
Why would i want this guy to answer for his predictions?
The reason why i spend time checking his predictions is because i don't think they're stupid. Sure it bugs me that i can't figure out wether he's making them based on evidence available today or wether he's really from the future.
But that's not what's important to me. What is important to me is the truth and a good life for those whom i care for.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.